April 6th, 2017 Earth Near Orbit: Galactic Empire Emperor Palpatine shocked the Galaxy with claims that the Obama administration National Security Adviser, Susan Rice, unmasked him and… Read more “Galactic Emperor Palpatine Claims That Former National Security Adviser Susan Rice Unmasked Him and others.”
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The FBI Confirms Investigation Between The Trump Campaign And The Leader Of The Cardassian Empire
March 21st, 2017 Washington, DC: FBI Director James Comey said for the first time Monday that the bureau is investigating whether there was any coordination between the… Read more “The FBI Confirms Investigation Between The Trump Campaign And The Leader Of The Cardassian Empire”
President Trump Visits New Death Star
March 4th, 2017 Near Earth Orbit: In a top-secret visit to a new death star being constructed in orbit around planet earth, President Trump declared that “The… Read more “President Trump Visits New Death Star”
