November 27th, 2018 Pasadena, California: Flight controllers at NASA’s Jet Propulsion lab yesterday leaped into the air and celebrated wildly as NASA’s Mars InSight probe landed successfully… Read more “Martian Great Leader Condemns “Attack” On His Planet”
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Cinco De Mayo Celebrated At Area 51
May 5th, 2018 Area 51, Nevada: Area 51 is having its annual Cinco De Mayo festivities located inside the secret compounds underground bar. RFN reporter Andy Mocksham… Read more “Cinco De Mayo Celebrated At Area 51”
Trump Orders NASA To Build Golf Resort On Mars.
March 18th, 2018 Washington, DC: The White House announced that President Trump has signed an executive order that gives the space agency authorization to build a golf… Read more “Trump Orders NASA To Build Golf Resort On Mars.”
NASA Places SOS Message On White House Roof
March 1st, 2018 Washington, DC: Nasa confirmed today that they were responsible for the large phallus shaped SOS message drawn on the roof of the White House.… Read more “NASA Places SOS Message On White House Roof”
NASA Claims It Has Proof That Conservatives Are Led By The Ferengi
December 2nd, 2017 Area 51, Nevada: NASA today revealed it has proof that the entire conservative, or ‘Neo-Liberal’ movement of the last forty years has been controlled… Read more “NASA Claims It Has Proof That Conservatives Are Led By The Ferengi”
Mr Conehead Sells Classic Remulak Entertainment Center
May 1st, 2017 Paramus, New Jersey: Local Paramus NJ resident Beldar Conehead has placed his much loved and rare family entertainment center from his home planet of… Read more “Mr Conehead Sells Classic Remulak Entertainment Center”
Operational Death Star In Earth Orbit Used For First Time
April 7th, 2017 Near Earth Orbit: Military experts announced that the US has used its newly operational Death Star located in Earth orbit to attack a Syrian… Read more “Operational Death Star In Earth Orbit Used For First Time”
Galactic Emperor Palpatine Claims That Former National Security Adviser Susan Rice Unmasked Him and others.
April 6th, 2017 Earth Near Orbit: Galactic Empire Emperor Palpatine shocked the Galaxy with claims that the Obama administration National Security Adviser, Susan Rice, unmasked him and… Read more “Galactic Emperor Palpatine Claims That Former National Security Adviser Susan Rice Unmasked Him and others.”
The FBI Confirms Investigation Between The Trump Campaign And The Leader Of The Cardassian Empire
March 21st, 2017 Washington, DC: FBI Director James Comey said for the first time Monday that the bureau is investigating whether there was any coordination between the… Read more “The FBI Confirms Investigation Between The Trump Campaign And The Leader Of The Cardassian Empire”
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