April 7th, 2017 Near Earth Orbit: Military experts announced that the US has used its newly operational Death Star located in Earth orbit to attack a Syrian… Read more “Operational Death Star In Earth Orbit Used For First Time”
Category: Defense
North Korea Says That US President Trump Is Launching Their Missiles With a Phone App.
March 6th, 2017 Pyongyang, DPRK: The Korean Central News Agency, the official state news agency of North Korea, startled the world today by saying that US President… Read more “North Korea Says That US President Trump Is Launching Their Missiles With a Phone App.”
President Trump Visits New Death Star
March 4th, 2017 Near Earth Orbit: In a top-secret visit to a new death star being constructed in orbit around planet earth, President Trump declared that “The… Read more “President Trump Visits New Death Star”
President Trump Appoints Dr Strangelove To Head The Missile Defense Agency
March 1st.2017 Washington, DC: The White House released a statement today that President Trump is placing Dr. Stranglove in charge of the Missile Defense Agency… Read more “President Trump Appoints Dr Strangelove To Head The Missile Defense Agency”
