November 27th, 2018 Pasadena, California: Flight controllers at NASA’s Jet Propulsion lab yesterday leaped into the air and celebrated wildly as NASA’s Mars InSight probe landed successfully… Read more “Martian Great Leader Condemns “Attack” On His Planet”
Category: Defense
The Grim Reaper Takes Full Blame For False Missile Alert In Hawaii.
January 14th, 2018 Honolulu Hawaii: Death today confessed that he is to blame for the false missile alert that terrified the residents of the island chain and… Read more “The Grim Reaper Takes Full Blame For False Missile Alert In Hawaii.”
North Korea Blames Missile Launches On Great Leaders Cat
January 12th, 2018 Pyongyang, DPRK; The Korean Central News Agency, the official news source of the Democratic Peoples Republic of Korea has placed the blame for… Read more “North Korea Blames Missile Launches On Great Leaders Cat”
Real Shots Fired In The War On Christmas
December 25th, 2017 Elmendorf Air Force Base, Alaska: The USA launched an actual shooting war on Santa Claus when NORAD fighter jets fired air to air missiles… Read more “Real Shots Fired In The War On Christmas”
West Coast North Americans Feel Safer Now That North Korean Missiles Can Reach The East Coast
November 28th, 2017 Seattle, WA: Residents all along the west coast of North America are sleeping easier now that North Korea has successfully tested a missile that… Read more “West Coast North Americans Feel Safer Now That North Korean Missiles Can Reach The East Coast”
Air Force One Making Large Penises All Over The Globe
November 18th, 2017 Andrews Air Force Base, Maryland: Reports and photos from around the globe show Air Force One drawing large penises in the sky whenever President… Read more “Air Force One Making Large Penises All Over The Globe”
Trump Reassures Worlds Airlines That Tomahawks Don’t Destroy Airports
April 9th, 2017 Shayrat Airbase, Syria: The world’s airlines are feeling very reassured that an escalation of world tensions will not affect their operations after US President Trump… Read more “Trump Reassures Worlds Airlines That Tomahawks Don’t Destroy Airports”
Operational Death Star In Earth Orbit Used For First Time
April 7th, 2017 Near Earth Orbit: Military experts announced that the US has used its newly operational Death Star located in Earth orbit to attack a Syrian… Read more “Operational Death Star In Earth Orbit Used For First Time”
North Korea Says That US President Trump Is Launching Their Missiles With a Phone App.
March 6th, 2017 Pyongyang, DPRK: The Korean Central News Agency, the official state news agency of North Korea, startled the world today by saying that US President… Read more “North Korea Says That US President Trump Is Launching Their Missiles With a Phone App.”
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