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    Category: Food

    White House Announces Plan For Shutdown ‘Payday Loans’ To Federal Workers To Pay For Border Wall.

    January 5th, 2019 Washington, DC: White House chief of staff Mick Mulvaney announced a new program to assist federal employees impacted by the partial government shutdown. His… Read more “White House Announces Plan For Shutdown ‘Payday Loans’ To Federal Workers To Pay For Border Wall.”

    January 5, 2019January 5, 2019 by dadicoot

    Trump Negotiates Trade Deal With China In Exchange For The Great Wall

    January 29th, 2018 Davos, Switzerland:    The White House today confirmed a new trade deal with China that would relocate the Great Wall to the US-Mexico border as… Read more “Trump Negotiates Trade Deal With China In Exchange For The Great Wall”

    January 29, 2018October 14, 2018 by dadicoot

    Wild Turkey Terror Group Threatens To Disrupt Shipping This December

    November 24th, 2017 Washington DC:    The department of homeland security today said that a domestic terror group of wild turkeys is threatening to disrupt shipping all across… Read more “Wild Turkey Terror Group Threatens To Disrupt Shipping This December”

    November 23, 2017November 13, 2018 by dadicoot

    Homeland Security and FDA Recall Killer GMO Pumpkins

    October 31st, 2017 Morton, Illinois:    Federal officials from the FDA and Homeland security placed an emergency recall on GMO pumpkins that have attacked several people in the… Read more “Homeland Security and FDA Recall Killer GMO Pumpkins”

    October 31, 2017November 1, 2017 by dadicoot

    Americans Celebrate The Liberation Of Mayonnaise From The French By Mexico

    May 6th, 2017 Any City, USA: All across America last night people were drinking Mexican beer and tequila, and eating mayonnaise. The celebration is based on the… Read more “Americans Celebrate The Liberation Of Mayonnaise From The French By Mexico”

    May 6, 2017October 14, 2018 by dadicoot
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