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    White House Announces Plan For Shutdown ‘Payday Loans’ To Federal Workers To Pay For Border Wall.

    January 5th, 2019 Washington, DC: White House chief of staff Mick Mulvaney announced a new program to assist federal employees impacted by the partial government shutdown. His… Read more “White House Announces Plan For Shutdown ‘Payday Loans’ To Federal Workers To Pay For Border Wall.”

    January 5, 2019January 5, 2019 by dadicoot

    President Trump Blames Increase In Deadly Wild Fires On Smokey Bear And Too Many Trees

    November 18th, 2018 Point Dume, Malibu, California: While visiting the devastation wrought by wildfires in California yesterday, President Trump lashed out at those whom he said were… Read more “President Trump Blames Increase In Deadly Wild Fires On Smokey Bear And Too Many Trees”

    November 18, 2018November 19, 2018 by dadicoot

    White House To Use Moscow Temp Agency Amid Staffing Crisis

    November 14th, 2018 Washington, DC: The White House released a press statement this morning announcing that because of a very high turnover in staffing, it will begin… Read more “White House To Use Moscow Temp Agency Amid Staffing Crisis”

    November 14, 2018November 18, 2018 by dadicoot

    Cinco De Mayo Celebrated At Area 51

    May 5th, 2018 Area 51, Nevada: Area 51 is having its annual Cinco De Mayo festivities located inside the secret compounds underground bar. RFN reporter Andy Mocksham… Read more “Cinco De Mayo Celebrated At Area 51”

    May 6, 2018May 7, 2018 by dadicoot

    Toys R Us Blames Going Out Of Business On Santa Retiring

    March 20th, 2018 Wayne, New Jersey:    The head of Toys R Us marketing and brand mascot, Geoffrey the giraffe, made a stunning announcement today during a… Read more “Toys R Us Blames Going Out Of Business On Santa Retiring”

    March 20, 2018December 2, 2018 by dadicoot

    Fred Flintstone Joins Amazon Primerock

    March 6th, 2018 Bedrock:  Modern day stone age legend and reality TV show star Fred Flintstone entered the cyber shopping world by becoming an Amazon Primerock member.… Read more “Fred Flintstone Joins Amazon Primerock”

    March 6, 2018October 22, 2018 by dadicoot

    Real Shots Fired In The War On Christmas

    December 25th, 2017 Elmendorf Air Force Base, Alaska: The USA launched an actual shooting war on Santa Claus when NORAD fighter jets fired air to air missiles… Read more “Real Shots Fired In The War On Christmas”

    December 25, 2017October 14, 2018 by dadicoot

    President Trump Places Santa Under Arrest

    December 17th, 2017 Elmendorf Air Force Base, Alaska:     President Trump announced that he has signed an executive order that places Santa Claus under arrest. The announcement was… Read more “President Trump Places Santa Under Arrest”

    December 17, 2017October 14, 2018 by dadicoot

    Trump Becomes Member Of Putins Hair Club

    November 26th, 2017 Washington, DC:     White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders released a statement today saying that President Trump has been persuaded to change his hairstyle.… Read more “Trump Becomes Member Of Putins Hair Club”

    November 26, 2017October 14, 2018 by dadicoot

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