March 6th, 2018
Bedrock: Modern day stone age legend and reality TV show star Fred Flintstone entered the cyber shopping world by becoming an Amazon Primerock member.
RFN reporter Andy Mocksham was in Bedrock and was present when Flintstones very first order arrived via USPS priority delivery. It was a brontosaurus bone for his pet, “Dino.”
Mocksham asked Flinstone why he took so long to enter the online shopping world, he replied;
“We didn’t even get inter-nephelinite installed on our street by rockcast until 2 weeks ago Andy. Who do I look like, that geek George Jetson?”
“Anyways, Wilma has been bugging me and bugging me for years to quit being a slag and buy a computer. Now I’m afraid that all the rock n mortar stores will just become rubble if everyone shops online.”
“Speaking of Rubble, my neighbor Barney is still holding out on this whole worldwide websterite business. I’m pretty sure that once Wilma talks to Betty it won’t be long before Barney is calling rockcast and making an appointment.”
“He’s gonna be so pissed at me, Yabba Dabba Do!”