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    Trump Accuses Santa Of Controlling The Deep State

      December 25th, 2018 Washington, DC:     President Trump has accused legendary goodwill toy maker Santa Claus of being in control of the so-called ‘Deep State’ and… Read more “Trump Accuses Santa Of Controlling The Deep State”

    December 26, 2018December 26, 2018 by dadicoot

    Toys R Us Blames Going Out Of Business On Santa Retiring

    March 20th, 2018 Wayne, New Jersey:    The head of Toys R Us marketing and brand mascot, Geoffrey the giraffe, made a stunning announcement today during a… Read more “Toys R Us Blames Going Out Of Business On Santa Retiring”

    March 20, 2018December 2, 2018 by dadicoot

    Fred Flintstone Joins Amazon Primerock

    March 6th, 2018 Bedrock:  Modern day stone age legend and reality TV show star Fred Flintstone entered the cyber shopping world by becoming an Amazon Primerock member.… Read more “Fred Flintstone Joins Amazon Primerock”

    March 6, 2018October 22, 2018 by dadicoot

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    February 18, 2018February 18, 2018 by dadicoot

    North Korea Blames Missile Launches On Great Leaders Cat

    January 12th, 2018 Pyongyang, DPRK;    The Korean Central News Agency, the official news source of the Democratic Peoples Republic of Korea has placed the blame for… Read more “North Korea Blames Missile Launches On Great Leaders Cat”

    January 12, 2018October 14, 2018 by dadicoot

    Real Shots Fired In The War On Christmas

    December 25th, 2017 Elmendorf Air Force Base, Alaska: The USA launched an actual shooting war on Santa Claus when NORAD fighter jets fired air to air missiles… Read more “Real Shots Fired In The War On Christmas”

    December 25, 2017October 14, 2018 by dadicoot

    President Trump Places Santa Under Arrest

    December 17th, 2017 Elmendorf Air Force Base, Alaska:     President Trump announced that he has signed an executive order that places Santa Claus under arrest. The announcement was… Read more “President Trump Places Santa Under Arrest”

    December 17, 2017October 14, 2018 by dadicoot

    White House National Christmas Tree Goes Feral

    December 7th, 2017 Washington DC:  The National Christmas Tree at the White House vanished overnight and was later located in the George Washington national forest. White House… Read more “White House National Christmas Tree Goes Feral”

    December 7, 2017October 14, 2018 by dadicoot

    Jared Kushner Says His Only “Secret” Is His Deodorant.

    July 25th, 2017 Washington, DC:    During a Senate intelligence committee hearing yesterday on possible collusion and obstruction of justice during the 2016 elections, Jared Kushner stated that… Read more “Jared Kushner Says His Only “Secret” Is His Deodorant.”

    July 25, 2017October 14, 2018 by dadicoot

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