December 25th, 2018 Washington, DC: President Trump has accused legendary goodwill toy maker Santa Claus of being in control of the so-called ‘Deep State’ and… Read more “Trump Accuses Santa Of Controlling The Deep State”
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Toys R Us Blames Going Out Of Business On Santa Retiring
March 20th, 2018 Wayne, New Jersey: The head of Toys R Us marketing and brand mascot, Geoffrey the giraffe, made a stunning announcement today during a… Read more “Toys R Us Blames Going Out Of Business On Santa Retiring”
Fred Flintstone Joins Amazon Primerock
March 6th, 2018 Bedrock: Modern day stone age legend and reality TV show star Fred Flintstone entered the cyber shopping world by becoming an Amazon Primerock member.… Read more “Fred Flintstone Joins Amazon Primerock”
North Korea Blames Missile Launches On Great Leaders Cat
January 12th, 2018 Pyongyang, DPRK; The Korean Central News Agency, the official news source of the Democratic Peoples Republic of Korea has placed the blame for… Read more “North Korea Blames Missile Launches On Great Leaders Cat”
Real Shots Fired In The War On Christmas
December 25th, 2017 Elmendorf Air Force Base, Alaska: The USA launched an actual shooting war on Santa Claus when NORAD fighter jets fired air to air missiles… Read more “Real Shots Fired In The War On Christmas”
President Trump Places Santa Under Arrest
December 17th, 2017 Elmendorf Air Force Base, Alaska: President Trump announced that he has signed an executive order that places Santa Claus under arrest. The announcement was… Read more “President Trump Places Santa Under Arrest”
White House National Christmas Tree Goes Feral
December 7th, 2017 Washington DC: The National Christmas Tree at the White House vanished overnight and was later located in the George Washington national forest. White House… Read more “White House National Christmas Tree Goes Feral”
Jared Kushner Says His Only “Secret” Is His Deodorant.
July 25th, 2017 Washington, DC: During a Senate intelligence committee hearing yesterday on possible collusion and obstruction of justice during the 2016 elections, Jared Kushner stated that… Read more “Jared Kushner Says His Only “Secret” Is His Deodorant.”
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