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    Category: Agriculture

    President Trump Taps Swamp Thing For White House Chief Of Staff

    December 11th, 2018 Washington, DC:      In a surprise press release today, the white house informed the world that President Trump has chosen the Swamp Thing as… Read more “President Trump Taps Swamp Thing For White House Chief Of Staff”

    December 11, 2018December 12, 2018 by dadicoot

    President Trump Blames Increase In Deadly Wild Fires On Smokey Bear And Too Many Trees

    November 18th, 2018 Point Dume, Malibu, California: While visiting the devastation wrought by wildfires in California yesterday, President Trump lashed out at those whom he said were… Read more “President Trump Blames Increase In Deadly Wild Fires On Smokey Bear And Too Many Trees”

    November 18, 2018November 19, 2018 by dadicoot

    Trump Negotiates Trade Deal With China In Exchange For The Great Wall

    January 29th, 2018 Davos, Switzerland:    The White House today confirmed a new trade deal with China that would relocate the Great Wall to the US-Mexico border as… Read more “Trump Negotiates Trade Deal With China In Exchange For The Great Wall”

    January 29, 2018October 14, 2018 by dadicoot

    Wild Turkey Terror Group Threatens To Disrupt Shipping This December

    November 24th, 2017 Washington DC:    The department of homeland security today said that a domestic terror group of wild turkeys is threatening to disrupt shipping all across… Read more “Wild Turkey Terror Group Threatens To Disrupt Shipping This December”

    November 23, 2017November 13, 2018 by dadicoot

    Homeland Security and FDA Recall Killer GMO Pumpkins

    October 31st, 2017 Morton, Illinois:    Federal officials from the FDA and Homeland security placed an emergency recall on GMO pumpkins that have attacked several people in the… Read more “Homeland Security and FDA Recall Killer GMO Pumpkins”

    October 31, 2017November 1, 2017 by dadicoot

    Trump Administration Smokes “Reefer” For First Time.

    April 20th, 2017 Washington, DC:      The Trump administration celebrated national 4:20 day by openly smoking marijuana for the first time. The President decided to embrace… Read more “Trump Administration Smokes “Reefer” For First Time.”

    April 20, 2017October 14, 2018 by dadicoot
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