December 25th, 2018 Washington, DC: President Trump has accused legendary goodwill toy maker Santa Claus of being in control of the so-called ‘Deep State’ and… Read more “Trump Accuses Santa Of Controlling The Deep State”
Category: Conspiracies
President Trump Taps Swamp Thing For White House Chief Of Staff
December 11th, 2018 Washington, DC: In a surprise press release today, the white house informed the world that President Trump has chosen the Swamp Thing as… Read more “President Trump Taps Swamp Thing For White House Chief Of Staff”
Cinco De Mayo Celebrated At Area 51
May 5th, 2018 Area 51, Nevada: Area 51 is having its annual Cinco De Mayo festivities located inside the secret compounds underground bar. RFN reporter Andy Mocksham… Read more “Cinco De Mayo Celebrated At Area 51”
Roofs Collapse On Local GOP Headquarters All Across The USA
March 16th, 2018 Washington, DC: All across the USA this winter, the roofs of local headquarters of the Republican National Committee have been collapsing. These collapses have… Read more “Roofs Collapse On Local GOP Headquarters All Across The USA”
NASA Places SOS Message On White House Roof
March 1st, 2018 Washington, DC: Nasa confirmed today that they were responsible for the large phallus shaped SOS message drawn on the roof of the White House.… Read more “NASA Places SOS Message On White House Roof”
A WEEK IN THE DEEP STATE
February 19th, 2018 Washington, DC: RFN reporter Andy Mocksham spent a week deep inside the Deep State with its new director, Dr Strangelove. It was a very… Read more “A WEEK IN THE DEEP STATE”
The Grim Reaper Takes Full Blame For False Missile Alert In Hawaii.
January 14th, 2018 Honolulu Hawaii: Death today confessed that he is to blame for the false missile alert that terrified the residents of the island chain and… Read more “The Grim Reaper Takes Full Blame For False Missile Alert In Hawaii.”
Real Shots Fired In The War On Christmas
December 25th, 2017 Elmendorf Air Force Base, Alaska: The USA launched an actual shooting war on Santa Claus when NORAD fighter jets fired air to air missiles… Read more “Real Shots Fired In The War On Christmas”
NASA Claims It Has Proof That Conservatives Are Led By The Ferengi
December 2nd, 2017 Area 51, Nevada: NASA today revealed it has proof that the entire conservative, or ‘Neo-Liberal’ movement of the last forty years has been controlled… Read more “NASA Claims It Has Proof That Conservatives Are Led By The Ferengi”
