A WEEK IN THE DEEP STATE

February 19th, 2018

Washington, DC:    RFN reporter Andy Mocksham spent a week deep inside the Deep State with its new director, Dr Strangelove. It was a very eye-opening experience.strangelove and mocksham 1

When asked what the  Deep State really was, Strangelove replied;

“Vell, diz iz a tricky qvestion Mocksham, UGHH…AGHH…DGHH…I really have no idea myzelf…Hehehe…I vas hoping dat you vould know? Hehehe”

“As you vill see, I have velly little to do except to make sure dat ze Deep State…AGHH…UNGHH…Remains velly Deep and full of ze murky shadowz.”

“Vatever dat meanz.”

Strangelove went on to show Mocksham how he protects a shadow government that does not exist. His security detail is made up solely of heavily armed, sometimes scantily clad Nuns, or as Strangelove refers to them;  “Ze zisterz who leave ze blisterz.”  nun with gun1
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Strangelove is also working with expert animal trainers to teach squirrels how to fly and sword fight with brand new prototype light sabers. And he has even managed to do what Dr evil has failed to do many times, create a shark with a real laser on it’s head.squirrels with light saberssharklaserbeamBW

Dr strangelove even has a new secret prototype space plane developed by NASA that is named “Deep State One.” strangeloves space plane

“Not even Mein Furher, I mean ze Prezident knowz about it. Itz a velly goot ting dat no vone readz your silly fake newz Mocksham, Hehehe.”

“Ve vill protect ze deep shadowz and Mein Furher GAHH..UNGHH…DGHH….From all ze threatz from ze land , ze sea and ze air.”

“To be honezt Mocksham, I am velly bored AGHH…DGHH…But I am having ze time of my life!”

“Letz go play vit my security AGCK…UNGH…. I mean letz go see if ze Zisterz are ready for a surprize attack…AGHH..UGHH…Hehehe…Hehehe…”

Dr Strangeloves cat “Malevolent.”strangeloves cat

Dr Strangeloves Deep State office is located deep inside of a bunker underneath the US Capitol.
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