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    White House To Use Moscow Temp Agency Amid Staffing Crisis

    November 14th, 2018 Washington, DC: The White House released a press statement this morning announcing that because of a very high turnover in staffing, it will begin… Read more “White House To Use Moscow Temp Agency Amid Staffing Crisis”

    November 14, 2018November 18, 2018 by dadicoot

    Cinco De Mayo Celebrated At Area 51

    May 5th, 2018 Area 51, Nevada: Area 51 is having its annual Cinco De Mayo festivities located inside the secret compounds underground bar. RFN reporter Andy Mocksham… Read more “Cinco De Mayo Celebrated At Area 51”

    May 6, 2018May 7, 2018 by dadicoot

    Toys R Us Blames Going Out Of Business On Santa Retiring

    March 20th, 2018 Wayne, New Jersey:    The head of Toys R Us marketing and brand mascot, Geoffrey the giraffe, made a stunning announcement today during a… Read more “Toys R Us Blames Going Out Of Business On Santa Retiring”

    March 20, 2018December 2, 2018 by dadicoot

    Trump Negotiates Trade Deal With China In Exchange For The Great Wall

    January 29th, 2018 Davos, Switzerland:    The White House today confirmed a new trade deal with China that would relocate the Great Wall to the US-Mexico border as… Read more “Trump Negotiates Trade Deal With China In Exchange For The Great Wall”

    January 29, 2018October 14, 2018 by dadicoot

    The Grim Reaper Takes Full Blame For False Missile Alert In Hawaii.

    January 14th, 2018 Honolulu Hawaii:  Death today confessed that he is to blame for the false missile alert that terrified the residents of the island chain and… Read more “The Grim Reaper Takes Full Blame For False Missile Alert In Hawaii.”

    January 14, 2018October 14, 2018 by dadicoot

    North Korea Blames Missile Launches On Great Leaders Cat

    January 12th, 2018 Pyongyang, DPRK;    The Korean Central News Agency, the official news source of the Democratic Peoples Republic of Korea has placed the blame for… Read more “North Korea Blames Missile Launches On Great Leaders Cat”

    January 12, 2018October 14, 2018 by dadicoot

    Real Shots Fired In The War On Christmas

    December 25th, 2017 Elmendorf Air Force Base, Alaska: The USA launched an actual shooting war on Santa Claus when NORAD fighter jets fired air to air missiles… Read more “Real Shots Fired In The War On Christmas”

    December 25, 2017October 14, 2018 by dadicoot

    President Trump Places Santa Under Arrest

    December 17th, 2017 Elmendorf Air Force Base, Alaska:     President Trump announced that he has signed an executive order that places Santa Claus under arrest. The announcement was… Read more “President Trump Places Santa Under Arrest”

    December 17, 2017October 14, 2018 by dadicoot

    NASA Claims It Has Proof That Conservatives Are Led By The Ferengi

    December 2nd, 2017 Area 51, Nevada:    NASA today revealed it has proof that the entire conservative, or ‘Neo-Liberal’ movement of the last forty years has been controlled… Read more “NASA Claims It Has Proof That Conservatives Are Led By The Ferengi”

    December 2, 2017October 14, 2018 by dadicoot

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