July 25th, 2017 Washington, DC: During a senate intelligence committee hearing yesterday on possible collusion and obstruction of justice during … More
Category: World
President Trump Gets Bumped From Air Force One After it is Privatized To United Airlines.
July 13th, 2017 Andrews Air Force Base, Va: President Trump was bumped off of Air Force one on its flight … More
Trump Cancels Deal With Cuba, Names Marco Rubio As Governor Of New Colony
June 17th, 2017 Miami, Florida: President Trump fulfilled his campaign promise to repeal the Obama deal that removed the decades … More
President Trump becomes a Muslim
May 21st, 2017 Mecca, Saudi Arabia: US President Donald Trump stunned the world tonight by reciting the first of … More
Americans Celebrate The Liberation Of Mayonnaise From The French By Mexico
May 6th, 2017 Any City, USA: All across America last night people were drinking Mexican beer and tequila, and eating … More
Trump Reassures Worlds Airlines That Tomahawks Don’t Destroy Airports
April 9th, 2017 Shayrat Airbase, Syria: The worlds airlines are feeling very reassured that an escalation of world tensions will … More
Operational Death Star In Earth Orbit Used For First Time
April 7th, 2017 Near Earth Orbit: Military experts announced that the US has used its newly operational Death Star located … More
