January 5th, 2019 Washington, DC: White House chief of staff Mick Mulvaney announced a new program to assist federal employees impacted by the partial government shutdown. His… Read more “White House Announces Plan For Shutdown ‘Payday Loans’ To Federal Workers To Pay For Border Wall.”
Category: Law
President Trump Pardoned By ‘Mueller.’
November 22nd, 2018 Washington, DC: President Trump awoke early this am convinced that he had received a complete exoneration of any possible federal or state charges whatsoever.… Read more “President Trump Pardoned By ‘Mueller.’”
White House To Use Moscow Temp Agency Amid Staffing Crisis
November 14th, 2018 Washington, DC: The White House released a press statement this morning announcing that because of a very high turnover in staffing, it will begin… Read more “White House To Use Moscow Temp Agency Amid Staffing Crisis”
Trump Negotiates Trade Deal With China In Exchange For The Great Wall
January 29th, 2018 Davos, Switzerland: The White House today confirmed a new trade deal with China that would relocate the Great Wall to the US-Mexico border as… Read more “Trump Negotiates Trade Deal With China In Exchange For The Great Wall”
Trump and GOP Crown First Year Of Bad Government Together With Shutdown
January 20th, 2018 Washington, DC: After decades of campaign rhetoric denouncing the ineffectiveness of big government, the GOP is beaming about the current complete dysfunction that they… Read more “Trump and GOP Crown First Year Of Bad Government Together With Shutdown”
President Trump Places Santa Under Arrest
December 17th, 2017 Elmendorf Air Force Base, Alaska: President Trump announced that he has signed an executive order that places Santa Claus under arrest. The announcement was… Read more “President Trump Places Santa Under Arrest”
Wild Turkey Terror Group Threatens To Disrupt Shipping This December
November 24th, 2017 Washington DC: The department of homeland security today said that a domestic terror group of wild turkeys is threatening to disrupt shipping all across… Read more “Wild Turkey Terror Group Threatens To Disrupt Shipping This December”
Homeland Security and FDA Recall Killer GMO Pumpkins
October 31st, 2017 Morton, Illinois: Federal officials from the FDA and Homeland security placed an emergency recall on GMO pumpkins that have attacked several people in the… Read more “Homeland Security and FDA Recall Killer GMO Pumpkins”
House Intelligence Committee begins Impeachment Hearings on Clinton and Obama
October 27th, 2017 Washington DC: GOP house intelligence committee chairman Devin Nunes, R-Ca, said today that he was launching two new investigations that could lead to the… Read more “House Intelligence Committee begins Impeachment Hearings on Clinton and Obama”
