December 25th, 2018 Washington, DC: President Trump has accused legendary goodwill toy maker Santa Claus of being in control of the so-called ‘Deep State’ and… Read more “Trump Accuses Santa Of Controlling The Deep State”
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Martian Great Leader Condemns “Attack” On His Planet
November 27th, 2018 Pasadena, California: Flight controllers at NASA’s Jet Propulsion lab yesterday leaped into the air and celebrated wildly as NASA’s Mars InSight probe landed successfully… Read more “Martian Great Leader Condemns “Attack” On His Planet”
President Trump Blames Increase In Deadly Wild Fires On Smokey Bear And Too Many Trees
November 18th, 2018 Point Dume, Malibu, California: While visiting the devastation wrought by wildfires in California yesterday, President Trump lashed out at those whom he said were… Read more “President Trump Blames Increase In Deadly Wild Fires On Smokey Bear And Too Many Trees”
White House To Use Moscow Temp Agency Amid Staffing Crisis
November 14th, 2018 Washington, DC: The White House released a press statement this morning announcing that because of a very high turnover in staffing, it will begin… Read more “White House To Use Moscow Temp Agency Amid Staffing Crisis”
Pat Robertson Promises The Ten Plagues Of Egypt If Democrats Win The House.
November 6th, 2018 Fort Wayne, Indiana: While on the campaign trail today, President Trump was joined on stage by 700 club host, and former GOP candidate… Read more “Pat Robertson Promises The Ten Plagues Of Egypt If Democrats Win The House.”
Cinco De Mayo Celebrated At Area 51
May 5th, 2018 Area 51, Nevada: Area 51 is having its annual Cinco De Mayo festivities located inside the secret compounds underground bar. RFN reporter Andy Mocksham… Read more “Cinco De Mayo Celebrated At Area 51”
Toys R Us Blames Going Out Of Business On Santa Retiring
March 20th, 2018 Wayne, New Jersey: The head of Toys R Us marketing and brand mascot, Geoffrey the giraffe, made a stunning announcement today during a… Read more “Toys R Us Blames Going Out Of Business On Santa Retiring”
Fred Flintstone Joins Amazon Primerock
March 6th, 2018 Bedrock: Modern day stone age legend and reality TV show star Fred Flintstone entered the cyber shopping world by becoming an Amazon Primerock member.… Read more “Fred Flintstone Joins Amazon Primerock”
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