December 11th, 2018 Washington, DC: In a surprise press release today, the white house informed the world that President Trump has chosen the Swamp Thing as… Read more “President Trump Taps Swamp Thing For White House Chief Of Staff”
Category: science
Martian Great Leader Condemns “Attack” On His Planet
November 27th, 2018 Pasadena, California: Flight controllers at NASA’s Jet Propulsion lab yesterday leaped into the air and celebrated wildly as NASA’s Mars InSight probe landed successfully… Read more “Martian Great Leader Condemns “Attack” On His Planet”
President Trump Blames Increase In Deadly Wild Fires On Smokey Bear And Too Many Trees
November 18th, 2018 Point Dume, Malibu, California: While visiting the devastation wrought by wildfires in California yesterday, President Trump lashed out at those whom he said were… Read more “President Trump Blames Increase In Deadly Wild Fires On Smokey Bear And Too Many Trees”
Cinco De Mayo Celebrated At Area 51
May 5th, 2018 Area 51, Nevada: Area 51 is having its annual Cinco De Mayo festivities located inside the secret compounds underground bar. RFN reporter Andy Mocksham… Read more “Cinco De Mayo Celebrated At Area 51”
Trump Orders NASA To Build Golf Resort On Mars.
March 18th, 2018 Washington, DC: The White House announced that President Trump has signed an executive order that gives the space agency authorization to build a golf… Read more “Trump Orders NASA To Build Golf Resort On Mars.”
NASA Places SOS Message On White House Roof
March 1st, 2018 Washington, DC: Nasa confirmed today that they were responsible for the large phallus shaped SOS message drawn on the roof of the White House.… Read more “NASA Places SOS Message On White House Roof”
NASA Claims It Has Proof That Conservatives Are Led By The Ferengi
December 2nd, 2017 Area 51, Nevada: NASA today revealed it has proof that the entire conservative, or ‘Neo-Liberal’ movement of the last forty years has been controlled… Read more “NASA Claims It Has Proof That Conservatives Are Led By The Ferengi”
Homeland Security and FDA Recall Killer GMO Pumpkins
October 31st, 2017 Morton, Illinois: Federal officials from the FDA and Homeland security placed an emergency recall on GMO pumpkins that have attacked several people in the… Read more “Homeland Security and FDA Recall Killer GMO Pumpkins”
Trump Reassures Worlds Airlines That Tomahawks Don’t Destroy Airports
April 9th, 2017 Shayrat Airbase, Syria: The world’s airlines are feeling very reassured that an escalation of world tensions will not affect their operations after US President Trump… Read more “Trump Reassures Worlds Airlines That Tomahawks Don’t Destroy Airports”
