April 9th, 2017 Shayrat Airbase, Syria: The worlds airlines are feeling very reassured that an escalation of world tensions will … More
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Michael Flynn Seeks Immunity From Russian Flu
March 31st, 2017 Washington, DC: President Trumps former National Security Adviser, General Michael Flynn, has asked to be inoculated, and … More
Canadian Grandma Lilith Invents Time Travel
March 18th, 2017 Winnipeg Manitoba, Canada: Famous Pegger inventor Granny Lilith Mackenzie, who has been a prolific inventor her entire … More
Florida Plans To Ban ED medication For Single Seniors
March 11th,2017 Tallahassee, FL: A bill has been introduced in the Florida State house of representatives to make it illegal … More
EPA Chief Scott Pruitt Blames Global Warming On The Sun Not CO2 Emissions
March 10th, 2017 Houston, TX: EPA Chief Scott Pruitt attended an energy industry conference in Houston, Texas today and made … More
Wikileaks Dump Reveals That Dr Evil Can Control Every Smart Device On Earth.
March 8th, 2017 Undisclosed Secret Location: Wikileaks has released a data dump that shows how Dr Evil has been able … More
President Trump Visits New Death Star
March 4th, 2017 Near Earth Orbit: In a top secret visit to a new death star being constructed in orbit … More
President Trump Appoints Dr Strangelove To Head The Missile Defense Agency
March 1st.2017 Washington, DC: The White House released a statement today that President Trump is placing Dr Stranglove … More
Male Contraceptive Gets FDA Approval
February 22nd, 2017 New York, NY: Wall street was all a twitter today as pharmaceutical giant Pfizer went public with … More
