November 14th, 2018 Washington, DC: The White House released a press statement this morning announcing that because of a very high turnover in staffing, it will begin… Read more “White House To Use Moscow Temp Agency Amid Staffing Crisis”
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Air Force One Making Large Penises All Over The Globe
November 18th, 2017 Andrews Air Force Base, Maryland: Reports and photos from around the globe show Air Force One drawing large penises in the sky whenever President… Read more “Air Force One Making Large Penises All Over The Globe”
Trump Administration Denies VP Pence Is In Argentina Seeking Possible Asylum Locations.
August 15th, 2017 Buenos Aires, Argentina: The Trump administration was once again on the defensive today as sources said that Vice President Pence was visiting the South… Read more “Trump Administration Denies VP Pence Is In Argentina Seeking Possible Asylum Locations.”
President Trump Gets Bumped From Air Force One After it is Privatized To United Airlines.
July 13th, 2017 Andrews Air Force Base, Va: President Trump was bumped off of Air Force One on its flight to Paris, France yesterday by United Airlines… Read more “President Trump Gets Bumped From Air Force One After it is Privatized To United Airlines.”
Trump Cancels Deal With Cuba, Names Marco Rubio As Governor Of New Colony
June 17th, 2017 Miami, Florida: President Trump fulfilled his campaign promise to repeal the Obama deal that removed the decades-old embargo on the tropical nation and US… Read more “Trump Cancels Deal With Cuba, Names Marco Rubio As Governor Of New Colony”
United Airlines Evacuates Overbooked Flight
April 11th, 2017 Chicago, Illinois: United Airlines forcibly evacuated an entire overbooked flight yesterday when no passengers accepted compensation to be bumped. The airline had offered passengers… Read more “United Airlines Evacuates Overbooked Flight”
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