Trump Administration Denies VP Pence Is In Argentina Seeking Possible Asylum Locations.

August 15th, 2017

Buenos Aires, Argentina:    The Trump administration was once again on the defensive today as sources said that Vice President Pence was visiting the South American nation of Argentina seeking a possible future asylum location that would be friendly to a deposed foreign leader.

RFN reporter Andy Mocksham was able to get through to White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders. When he asked if there was any truth to the rumors of VP Pence scouting out a possible asylum location for administration officials, she replied:

“Isn’t this a lovely day in the nations capitol Mocksham?”

After a repeat of the question, She responded;

“I have this wonderful letter from a little boy In Argentina named Donaldo Jr. He just can’t stop talking about how much he loves the American Presidente, El Trumpo!” She beamed.

“Would you like for me to read it to you?”

However, Argentinian director of the office of political asylum, Adolpho Himmler jr told the RFN that,

“Argentina has a proud tradition of allowing deposed former nationalist alt-right leaders to relocate to our beautiful country, no questions asked.”

“We have been eagerly awaiting an official visit from the US administration.”


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