October 31st, 2017 Morton, Illinois: Federal officials from the FDA and Homeland security placed an emergency recall on GMO pumpkins that have attacked several people in the… Read more “Homeland Security and FDA Recall Killer GMO Pumpkins”
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Senate Proposes ‘McCain’ Health Care Reform Bill Based On The Senates Own Coverage.
July20th, 2017 Washington DC: Senate majority leader Mitch McConnell (R Ky) shocked the country today when he announced a new comprehensive health care plan based on… Read more “Senate Proposes ‘McCain’ Health Care Reform Bill Based On The Senates Own Coverage.”
Grim Reaper Praises Latest GOP Senate Health Care Plan
July 14th, 2017 Washington, DC: The Grim Reaper broke his timeless silence today and came out in support of Republican Senator Mitch McConnell’s revised GOP health care… Read more “Grim Reaper Praises Latest GOP Senate Health Care Plan”
Attorney General Sessions Says He Has Been Diagnosed With “Trumpmentia”
June 14th, 2017 Washington, DC: After a lack of forthcoming during a Senate intelligence committee hearing, attorney general Jeff Sessions admitted to having a medical condition that… Read more “Attorney General Sessions Says He Has Been Diagnosed With “Trumpmentia””
President Trump Says That he Will Put His Name On New Health Care Bill If Paid A Big Enough Licensing Fee.
March 9th, 2017 Washington, DC: US President Trump, who loves to be paid licensing fee’s whenever someone wants his brand on something, said today that he will… Read more “President Trump Says That he Will Put His Name On New Health Care Bill If Paid A Big Enough Licensing Fee.”
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