January 5th, 2019 Washington, DC: White House chief of staff Mick Mulvaney announced a new program to assist federal employees impacted by the partial government shutdown. His… Read more “White House Announces Plan For Shutdown ‘Payday Loans’ To Federal Workers To Pay For Border Wall.”
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Trump Accuses Santa Of Controlling The Deep State
December 25th, 2018 Washington, DC: President Trump has accused legendary goodwill toy maker Santa Claus of being in control of the so-called ‘Deep State’ and… Read more “Trump Accuses Santa Of Controlling The Deep State”
White House To Use Moscow Temp Agency Amid Staffing Crisis
November 14th, 2018 Washington, DC: The White House released a press statement this morning announcing that because of a very high turnover in staffing, it will begin… Read more “White House To Use Moscow Temp Agency Amid Staffing Crisis”
President Trump Awards Medal Of Freedom To Dr Evil
November 12th, 2018 Washington, DC: President Trump today announced that he has awarded the nations highest civilian honor, the Presidential Medal Of Freedom, to his biggest… Read more “President Trump Awards Medal Of Freedom To Dr Evil”
President Trump Signs Executive Order Using The Currency From His Defunct Board Game To Eliminate The Budget Deficit
October 21st, 2018 Washington, DC: Pulitzer Prize award winner for journalism, RFN reporter Andy Mocksham, returned to his cherished correspondent duty this past week. His first assignment… Read more “President Trump Signs Executive Order Using The Currency From His Defunct Board Game To Eliminate The Budget Deficit”
Trump Negotiates Trade Deal With China In Exchange For The Great Wall
January 29th, 2018 Davos, Switzerland: The White House today confirmed a new trade deal with China that would relocate the Great Wall to the US-Mexico border as… Read more “Trump Negotiates Trade Deal With China In Exchange For The Great Wall”
President Trump Places Santa Under Arrest
December 17th, 2017 Elmendorf Air Force Base, Alaska: President Trump announced that he has signed an executive order that places Santa Claus under arrest. The announcement was… Read more “President Trump Places Santa Under Arrest”
Wild Turkey Terror Group Threatens To Disrupt Shipping This December
November 24th, 2017 Washington DC: The department of homeland security today said that a domestic terror group of wild turkeys is threatening to disrupt shipping all across… Read more “Wild Turkey Terror Group Threatens To Disrupt Shipping This December”
United Airlines Evacuates Overbooked Flight
April 11th, 2017 Chicago, Illinois: United Airlines forcibly evacuated an entire overbooked flight yesterday when no passengers accepted compensation to be bumped. The airline had offered passengers… Read more “United Airlines Evacuates Overbooked Flight”
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