November 6th, 2018 Fort Wayne, Indiana: While on the campaign trail today, President Trump was joined on stage by 700 club host, and former GOP candidate… Read more “Pat Robertson Promises The Ten Plagues Of Egypt If Democrats Win The House.”
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President Trump Places Santa Under Arrest
December 17th, 2017 Elmendorf Air Force Base, Alaska: President Trump announced that he has signed an executive order that places Santa Claus under arrest. The announcement was… Read more “President Trump Places Santa Under Arrest”
White House National Christmas Tree Goes Feral
December 7th, 2017 Washington DC: The National Christmas Tree at the White House vanished overnight and was later located in the George Washington national forest. White House… Read more “White House National Christmas Tree Goes Feral”
President Trump Asks NASA To Find Missing White House Staff
August 19th, 2017 Bedminster, New Jersey: NASA confirmed today that President Trump has ordered the agency to conduct a search for his missing cabinet members.… Read more “President Trump Asks NASA To Find Missing White House Staff”
President Trump becomes a Muslim
May 21st, 2017 Mecca, Saudi Arabia: US President Donald Trump stunned the world tonight by reciting the first of the five pillars of Islam, the “Shahada”… Read more “President Trump becomes a Muslim”
GOP Health Care Plan Fails To Get Enough “Drag Her By The Hair Votes.”
March 24th,2017 Washington, DC: The GOP health care plan, better known as the AHCA or “American Health Care Act” failed to gain enough votes to even be… Read more “GOP Health Care Plan Fails To Get Enough “Drag Her By The Hair Votes.””
Speaker Of The House Paul Ryan Receives Endorsement from Satan
March 9th,2017 Washington, DC: US Speaker of the house Paul Ryan(R) Wis, was the recipient of a ringing endorsement from the Dark Lord himself, Satan, for his… Read more “Speaker Of The House Paul Ryan Receives Endorsement from Satan”
President Trump Tweets That God Has Been Spying on Him.
March 5th, 2017 Washington, DC: President Trump tweeted early yesterday morning that God has been wiretapping and listening to him. The Twitter tirade also insisted that God… Read more “President Trump Tweets That God Has Been Spying on Him.”
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