October 21st, 2018 Washington, DC: Pulitzer Prize award winner for journalism, RFN reporter Andy Mocksham, returned to his cherished correspondent duty this past week. His first assignment… Read more “President Trump Signs Executive Order Using The Currency From His Defunct Board Game To Eliminate The Budget Deficit”
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Cinco De Mayo Celebrated At Area 51
May 5th, 2018 Area 51, Nevada: Area 51 is having its annual Cinco De Mayo festivities located inside the secret compounds underground bar. RFN reporter Andy Mocksham… Read more “Cinco De Mayo Celebrated At Area 51”
Adolph Hitler Wins Primary in Illinois
March 22nd. 2018 Chicago, Illinois: Adolf Hitler, a Holocaust denier described as a Nazi by the Illinois Republican Party, won the Republican primary on Tuesday in the… Read more “Adolph Hitler Wins Primary in Illinois”
Toys R Us Blames Going Out Of Business On Santa Retiring
March 20th, 2018 Wayne, New Jersey: The head of Toys R Us marketing and brand mascot, Geoffrey the giraffe, made a stunning announcement today during a… Read more “Toys R Us Blames Going Out Of Business On Santa Retiring”
Trump Orders NASA To Build Golf Resort On Mars.
March 18th, 2018 Washington, DC: The White House announced that President Trump has signed an executive order that gives the space agency authorization to build a golf… Read more “Trump Orders NASA To Build Golf Resort On Mars.”
Roofs Collapse On Local GOP Headquarters All Across The USA
March 16th, 2018 Washington, DC: All across the USA this winter, the roofs of local headquarters of the Republican National Committee have been collapsing. These collapses have… Read more “Roofs Collapse On Local GOP Headquarters All Across The USA”
Fred Flintstone Joins Amazon Primerock
March 6th, 2018 Bedrock: Modern day stone age legend and reality TV show star Fred Flintstone entered the cyber shopping world by becoming an Amazon Primerock member.… Read more “Fred Flintstone Joins Amazon Primerock”
NASA Places SOS Message On White House Roof
March 1st, 2018 Washington, DC: Nasa confirmed today that they were responsible for the large phallus shaped SOS message drawn on the roof of the White House.… Read more “NASA Places SOS Message On White House Roof”
A WEEK IN THE DEEP STATE
February 19th, 2018 Washington, DC: RFN reporter Andy Mocksham spent a week deep inside the Deep State with its new director, Dr Strangelove. It was a very… Read more “A WEEK IN THE DEEP STATE”
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