October 21st, 2018 Washington, DC: Pulitzer Prize award winner for journalism, RFN reporter Andy Mocksham, returned to his cherished correspondent duty this past week. His first assignment… Read more “President Trump Signs Executive Order Using The Currency From His Defunct Board Game To Eliminate The Budget Deficit”
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Trump Orders NASA To Build Golf Resort On Mars.
March 18th, 2018 Washington, DC: The White House announced that President Trump has signed an executive order that gives the space agency authorization to build a golf… Read more “Trump Orders NASA To Build Golf Resort On Mars.”
NASA Places SOS Message On White House Roof
March 1st, 2018 Washington, DC: Nasa confirmed today that they were responsible for the large phallus shaped SOS message drawn on the roof of the White House.… Read more “NASA Places SOS Message On White House Roof”
Trump Negotiates Trade Deal With China In Exchange For The Great Wall
January 29th, 2018 Davos, Switzerland: The White House today confirmed a new trade deal with China that would relocate the Great Wall to the US-Mexico border as… Read more “Trump Negotiates Trade Deal With China In Exchange For The Great Wall”
North Korea Blames Missile Launches On Great Leaders Cat
January 12th, 2018 Pyongyang, DPRK; The Korean Central News Agency, the official news source of the Democratic Peoples Republic of Korea has placed the blame for… Read more “North Korea Blames Missile Launches On Great Leaders Cat”
President Trump Places Santa Under Arrest
December 17th, 2017 Elmendorf Air Force Base, Alaska: President Trump announced that he has signed an executive order that places Santa Claus under arrest. The announcement was… Read more “President Trump Places Santa Under Arrest”
