June 17th, 2017 Miami, Florida: President Trump fulfilled his campaign promise to repeal the Obama deal that removed the decades-old embargo on the tropical nation and US… Read more “Trump Cancels Deal With Cuba, Names Marco Rubio As Governor Of New Colony”
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Attorney General Sessions Says He Has Been Diagnosed With “Trumpmentia”
June 14th, 2017 Washington, DC: After a lack of forthcoming during a Senate intelligence committee hearing, attorney general Jeff Sessions admitted to having a medical condition that… Read more “Attorney General Sessions Says He Has Been Diagnosed With “Trumpmentia””
GOP Makes Fashion Statement
June 9th, 2017 Washington, DC: The RNC held a fashion shoot at it’s DC headquarters in an attempt to make the party seem more relevant to today’s… Read more “GOP Makes Fashion Statement”
Trump Tweets That He Is The Walrus
June 7th, 2017 Washington, DC: President Trump set the twitter-sphere bonkers early this morning with a mysterious tweet that evoked the Beatles 1967 album and movie “Magical… Read more “Trump Tweets That He Is The Walrus”
American Truck Manufacturer To Offer A Conservative Bumper Sticker factory Option
May 29th, 2017 Detroit, Michigan: One of the big three US truck manufacturers have announced that they will be offering a bumper sticker factory option for its… Read more “American Truck Manufacturer To Offer A Conservative Bumper Sticker factory Option”
President Trump becomes a Muslim
May 21st, 2017 Mecca, Saudi Arabia: US President Donald Trump stunned the world tonight by reciting the first of the five pillars of Islam, the “Shahada”… Read more “President Trump becomes a Muslim”
General Trump Fires The Joint Chief Of Staff And Orders White House Landscapers To Plant Hundreds Of Banana Trees
May 11th, 2017 Washington, DC: After calling all the top US Generals “Incompetent” for not eliminating ISIS and disarming North Korea during his first 100 days in… Read more “General Trump Fires The Joint Chief Of Staff And Orders White House Landscapers To Plant Hundreds Of Banana Trees”
Americans Celebrate The Liberation Of Mayonnaise From The French By Mexico
May 6th, 2017 Any City, USA: All across America last night people were drinking Mexican beer and tequila, and eating mayonnaise. The celebration is based on the… Read more “Americans Celebrate The Liberation Of Mayonnaise From The French By Mexico”
Mr Conehead Sells Classic Remulak Entertainment Center
May 1st, 2017 Paramus, New Jersey: Local Paramus NJ resident Beldar Conehead has placed his much loved and rare family entertainment center from his home planet of… Read more “Mr Conehead Sells Classic Remulak Entertainment Center”
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