June 7^th, 2017

Washington, DC:   President Trump set the twitter-sphere bonkers early this morning with a mysterious tweet that evoked the Beatles 1967 album and movie “Magical Mystery Tour.”

RFN reporter Andy Mocksham immediately contacted the president on his unsecured Samsung Galaxy phone to ask him what was the meaning of the tweet before he could forget that he tweeted it. He responded:

“I am on a magical mystery tour Mocksham. I don’t know where I am or what I am doing here”

“I am the Egg man.”

“I am the Walrus.”

“Coocookachu.”

The call was then disconnected.