January 14th, 2018 Honolulu Hawaii: Death today confessed that he is to blame for the false missile alert that terrified the residents of the island chain and… Read more “The Grim Reaper Takes Full Blame For False Missile Alert In Hawaii.”
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Real Shots Fired In The War On Christmas
December 25th, 2017 Elmendorf Air Force Base, Alaska: The USA launched an actual shooting war on Santa Claus when NORAD fighter jets fired air to air missiles… Read more “Real Shots Fired In The War On Christmas”
President Trump Places Santa Under Arrest
December 17th, 2017 Elmendorf Air Force Base, Alaska: President Trump announced that he has signed an executive order that places Santa Claus under arrest. The announcement was… Read more “President Trump Places Santa Under Arrest”
NASA Claims It Has Proof That Conservatives Are Led By The Ferengi
December 2nd, 2017 Area 51, Nevada: NASA today revealed it has proof that the entire conservative, or ‘Neo-Liberal’ movement of the last forty years has been controlled… Read more “NASA Claims It Has Proof That Conservatives Are Led By The Ferengi”
West Coast North Americans Feel Safer Now That North Korean Missiles Can Reach The East Coast
November 28th, 2017 Seattle, WA: Residents all along the west coast of North America are sleeping easier now that North Korea has successfully tested a missile that… Read more “West Coast North Americans Feel Safer Now That North Korean Missiles Can Reach The East Coast”
Trump Becomes Member Of Putins Hair Club
November 26th, 2017 Washington, DC: White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders released a statement today saying that President Trump has been persuaded to change his hairstyle.… Read more “Trump Becomes Member Of Putins Hair Club”
Jared Kushner Says His Only “Secret” Is His Deodorant.
July 25th, 2017 Washington, DC: During a Senate intelligence committee hearing yesterday on possible collusion and obstruction of justice during the 2016 elections, Jared Kushner stated that… Read more “Jared Kushner Says His Only “Secret” Is His Deodorant.”
Senate Proposes ‘McCain’ Health Care Reform Bill Based On The Senates Own Coverage.
July20th, 2017 Washington DC: Senate majority leader Mitch McConnell (R Ky) shocked the country today when he announced a new comprehensive health care plan based on… Read more “Senate Proposes ‘McCain’ Health Care Reform Bill Based On The Senates Own Coverage.”
President Trump Gets Bumped From Air Force One After it is Privatized To United Airlines.
July 13th, 2017 Andrews Air Force Base, Va: President Trump was bumped off of Air Force One on its flight to Paris, France yesterday by United Airlines… Read more “President Trump Gets Bumped From Air Force One After it is Privatized To United Airlines.”
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