January 14th, 2018 Honolulu Hawaii: Death today confessed that he is to blame for the false missile alert that terrified the residents of the island chain and… Read more “The Grim Reaper Takes Full Blame For False Missile Alert In Hawaii.”
Category: Politics
North Korea Blames Missile Launches On Great Leaders Cat
January 12th, 2018 Pyongyang, DPRK; The Korean Central News Agency, the official news source of the Democratic Peoples Republic of Korea has placed the blame for… Read more “North Korea Blames Missile Launches On Great Leaders Cat”
President Trump Places Santa Under Arrest
December 17th, 2017 Elmendorf Air Force Base, Alaska: President Trump announced that he has signed an executive order that places Santa Claus under arrest. The announcement was… Read more “President Trump Places Santa Under Arrest”
White House National Christmas Tree Goes Feral
December 7th, 2017 Washington DC: The National Christmas Tree at the White House vanished overnight and was later located in the George Washington national forest. White House… Read more “White House National Christmas Tree Goes Feral”
NASA Claims It Has Proof That Conservatives Are Led By The Ferengi
December 2nd, 2017 Area 51, Nevada: NASA today revealed it has proof that the entire conservative, or ‘Neo-Liberal’ movement of the last forty years has been controlled… Read more “NASA Claims It Has Proof That Conservatives Are Led By The Ferengi”
West Coast North Americans Feel Safer Now That North Korean Missiles Can Reach The East Coast
November 28th, 2017 Seattle, WA: Residents all along the west coast of North America are sleeping easier now that North Korea has successfully tested a missile that… Read more “West Coast North Americans Feel Safer Now That North Korean Missiles Can Reach The East Coast”
Trump Becomes Member Of Putins Hair Club
November 26th, 2017 Washington, DC: White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders released a statement today saying that President Trump has been persuaded to change his hairstyle.… Read more “Trump Becomes Member Of Putins Hair Club”
Air Force One Making Large Penises All Over The Globe
November 18th, 2017 Andrews Air Force Base, Maryland: Reports and photos from around the globe show Air Force One drawing large penises in the sky whenever President… Read more “Air Force One Making Large Penises All Over The Globe”
Trump and Putin Tie For First Place on Project Runway
November 12th, 2017 Danang, Vietnam: In last nights season finale of project runway, a fashion design competition reality show, Russian and American Presidents Vladimir Putin… Read more “Trump and Putin Tie For First Place on Project Runway”
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