November 28th, 2017 Seattle, WA: Residents all along the west coast of North America are sleeping easier now that North Korea has successfully tested a missile that… Read more “West Coast North Americans Feel Safer Now That North Korean Missiles Can Reach The East Coast”
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Trump Becomes Member Of Putins Hair Club
November 26th, 2017 Washington, DC: White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders released a statement today saying that President Trump has been persuaded to change his hairstyle.… Read more “Trump Becomes Member Of Putins Hair Club”
Air Force One Making Large Penises All Over The Globe
November 18th, 2017 Andrews Air Force Base, Maryland: Reports and photos from around the globe show Air Force One drawing large penises in the sky whenever President… Read more “Air Force One Making Large Penises All Over The Globe”
Trump and Putin Tie For First Place on Project Runway
November 12th, 2017 Danang, Vietnam: In last nights season finale of project runway, a fashion design competition reality show, Russian and American Presidents Vladimir Putin… Read more “Trump and Putin Tie For First Place on Project Runway”
Trump Administration Denies VP Pence Is In Argentina Seeking Possible Asylum Locations.
August 15th, 2017 Buenos Aires, Argentina: The Trump administration was once again on the defensive today as sources said that Vice President Pence was visiting the South… Read more “Trump Administration Denies VP Pence Is In Argentina Seeking Possible Asylum Locations.”
President Trump Threatens Using “Military Option” With Congress Over Domestic Policy
August 11th, 2017 Bedminster, New Jersey: President Trump said that he was considering the use of a “Military Option” against the US Congress over its inability to… Read more “President Trump Threatens Using “Military Option” With Congress Over Domestic Policy”
Putin offers to broadcast Trumps trial on global pay per view
August 5th, 2017 Moscow, Russia: Russian President Vladimir Putin offered to buy the global television rights to US President Trumps trial for collusion and obstruction of justice,… Read more “Putin offers to broadcast Trumps trial on global pay per view”
Jared Kushner Says His Only “Secret” Is His Deodorant.
July 25th, 2017 Washington, DC: During a Senate intelligence committee hearing yesterday on possible collusion and obstruction of justice during the 2016 elections, Jared Kushner stated that… Read more “Jared Kushner Says His Only “Secret” Is His Deodorant.”
President Trump Gets Bumped From Air Force One After it is Privatized To United Airlines.
July 13th, 2017 Andrews Air Force Base, Va: President Trump was bumped off of Air Force One on its flight to Paris, France yesterday by United Airlines… Read more “President Trump Gets Bumped From Air Force One After it is Privatized To United Airlines.”
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