November 28th, 2017 Seattle, WA: Residents all along the west coast of North America are sleeping easier now that North Korea has successfully tested a missile that… Read more “West Coast North Americans Feel Safer Now That North Korean Missiles Can Reach The East Coast”
Trump Becomes Member Of Putins Hair Club
November 26th, 2017 Washington, DC: White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders released a statement today saying that President Trump has been persuaded to change his hairstyle.… Read more “Trump Becomes Member Of Putins Hair Club”
Wild Turkey Terror Group Threatens To Disrupt Shipping This December
November 24th, 2017 Washington DC: The department of homeland security today said that a domestic terror group of wild turkeys is threatening to disrupt shipping all across… Read more “Wild Turkey Terror Group Threatens To Disrupt Shipping This December”
Air Force One Making Large Penises All Over The Globe
November 18th, 2017 Andrews Air Force Base, Maryland: Reports and photos from around the globe show Air Force One drawing large penises in the sky whenever President… Read more “Air Force One Making Large Penises All Over The Globe”
Trump and Putin Tie For First Place on Project Runway
November 12th, 2017 Danang, Vietnam: In last nights season finale of project runway, a fashion design competition reality show, Russian and American Presidents Vladimir Putin… Read more “Trump and Putin Tie For First Place on Project Runway”
Homeland Security and FDA Recall Killer GMO Pumpkins
October 31st, 2017 Morton, Illinois: Federal officials from the FDA and Homeland security placed an emergency recall on GMO pumpkins that have attacked several people in the… Read more “Homeland Security and FDA Recall Killer GMO Pumpkins”
House Intelligence Committee begins Impeachment Hearings on Clinton and Obama
October 27th, 2017 Washington DC: GOP house intelligence committee chairman Devin Nunes, R-Ca, said today that he was launching two new investigations that could lead to the… Read more “House Intelligence Committee begins Impeachment Hearings on Clinton and Obama”
Trump Appoints Dr Strangelove As Head Of The “Deep State Secret Shadow Government”
October 6th, 2017. Washington, DC: President Trump today named Dr Strangelove as his choice to head the “Deep state” shadow government that everyone on conservative media has… Read more “Trump Appoints Dr Strangelove As Head Of The “Deep State Secret Shadow Government””
President Trump Asks NASA To Find Missing White House Staff
August 19th, 2017 Bedminster, New Jersey: NASA confirmed today that President Trump has ordered the agency to conduct a search for his missing cabinet members.… Read more “President Trump Asks NASA To Find Missing White House Staff”
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