October 6th, 2017. Washington, DC: President Trump today named Dr Strangelove as his choice to head the “Deep state” shadow government that everyone on conservative media has been saying exists.
RFN reporter Andy Mocksham was back in the US capital and reached the President on his still unsecured Samsung Galaxy smartphone. He asked Trump why he would appoint someone to head a federal agency that many call a hoax.
“First of all, welcome back Mocksham, sorry about your dog or dad, whoever died. Whatever.”
“Just because people say there is no shadow deep state doesn’t mean that deep state shadows don’t exist. I see deep shadows all over the White House, even after I had it remodeled this summer with gold plating. Very creepy Mocksham, let me tell you.”
When reporter Mocksham asked the President why he chose Dr. Stranglove to head an invisible, murky, nonexistent government, Trump responded;
“Strangelove gets the job done. How many North Korean missiles have hit our tremendous country since I placed him in charge of Star Wars Missile defense? None. He’s the best at all this deep shadowy stuff, the best. That I can assure you.”
When reached by phone and asked about his appointment, Dr. Strangelove replied;
“ Vell, dis iz..iz..iz…VELLY STLANGE to say ze leezt…UGGHH..AHK..HaHaHa…I apologize..My hand haz a mind of itz own…Hahaha….
“BUT I VILL SAY DIZ…..UGGH….If Mein Fuhrer Vantz me to lead Ze Vay into Ze Deep Shadows I ACCEPT!..HaHaHa!”