May 6th, 2017 Any City, USA: All across America last night people were drinking Mexican beer and tequila, and eating mayonnaise. The celebration is based on the… Read more “Americans Celebrate The Liberation Of Mayonnaise From The French By Mexico”
Category: Domestic
Trump and GOP Crown First Year Of Bad Government Together With Shutdown
January 20th, 2018 Washington, DC: After decades of campaign rhetoric denouncing the ineffectiveness of big government, the GOP is beaming about the current complete dysfunction and incompetence… Read more “Trump and GOP Crown First Year Of Bad Government Together With Shutdown”
Trump Administration Smokes “Reefer” For First Time.
April 20th, 2017 Washington, DC: The Trump administration celebrated national 4:20 day by openly smoking marijuana for the first time. The President decided to embrace… Read more “Trump Administration Smokes “Reefer” For First Time.”
Canadian Grandma Lilith Invents Time Travel
March 18th, 2017 Winnipeg Manitoba, Canada: Famous Pegger inventor Granny Lilith Mackenzie, who has been a prolific inventor her entire life, accidentally stumbled upon time travel when… Read more “Canadian Grandma Lilith Invents Time Travel”
President Trumps Third Travel Ban To Include Any US State That Challenges Him In Court.
March 18th, 2017 Washington, DC: The White House today released President Trumps third Executive Order banning travel. The new Order also banned travel to and from the… Read more “President Trumps Third Travel Ban To Include Any US State That Challenges Him In Court.”
President Trumps 2005 Tax Return Shows That He Pays Less In taxes Than Illegal Immigrants
March 16th, 2017 Washington, DC: President Trump leaked his 2005 income tax return to reporter David Cay Johnston and they were shown to the public on MSNBC’s… Read more “President Trumps 2005 Tax Return Shows That He Pays Less In taxes Than Illegal Immigrants”
Wikileaks Dump Reveals That Dr Evil Can Control Every Smart Device On Earth.
March 8th, 2017 Undisclosed Secret Location: Wikileaks has released a data dump that shows how Dr. Evil has been able to hack everyday electronic devices. It also… Read more “Wikileaks Dump Reveals That Dr Evil Can Control Every Smart Device On Earth.”
President Trump meets with Health Insurance Death Panel
February 28th,2017 Washington, DC: US President Trump held a meeting yesterday with a death panel of the nations largest health insurance company CEO’s. They discussed… Read more “President Trump meets with Health Insurance Death Panel”
White House Forces Entire Staff to undergo Plumbing classes to stop leaks
February 27th,2017 Washington DC: Sources inside the White House have leaked that communications director Sean Spicer held a meeting with the entire staff in an attempt to… Read more “White House Forces Entire Staff to undergo Plumbing classes to stop leaks”