June 14th, 2017 Washington, DC: After a lack of forthcoming during a Senate intelligence committee hearing, attorney general Jeff Sessions admitted to having a medical condition that… Read more “Attorney General Sessions Says He Has Been Diagnosed With “Trumpmentia””
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GOP Makes Fashion Statement
June 9th, 2017 Washington, DC: The RNC held a fashion shoot at it’s DC headquarters in an attempt to make the party seem more relevant to today’s… Read more “GOP Makes Fashion Statement”
American Truck Manufacturer To Offer A Conservative Bumper Sticker factory Option
May 29th, 2017 Detroit, Michigan: One of the big three US truck manufacturers have announced that they will be offering a bumper sticker factory option for its… Read more “American Truck Manufacturer To Offer A Conservative Bumper Sticker factory Option”
Americans Celebrate The Liberation Of Mayonnaise From The French By Mexico
May 6th, 2017 Any City, USA: All across America last night people were drinking Mexican beer and tequila, and eating mayonnaise. The celebration is based on the… Read more “Americans Celebrate The Liberation Of Mayonnaise From The French By Mexico”
Mr Conehead Sells Classic Remulak Entertainment Center
May 1st, 2017 Paramus, New Jersey: Local Paramus NJ resident Beldar Conehead has placed his much loved and rare family entertainment center from his home planet of… Read more “Mr Conehead Sells Classic Remulak Entertainment Center”
Trump Administration Smokes “Reefer” For First Time.
April 20th, 2017 Washington, DC: The Trump administration celebrated national 4:20 day by openly smoking marijuana for the first time. The President decided to embrace… Read more “Trump Administration Smokes “Reefer” For First Time.”
United Airlines Evacuates Overbooked Flight
April 11th, 2017 Chicago, Illinois: United Airlines forcibly evacuated an entire overbooked flight yesterday when no passengers accepted compensation to be bumped. The airline had offered passengers… Read more “United Airlines Evacuates Overbooked Flight”
White House Admits That Trump Uses “Putins Own” Russian Salad Dressing.
March 29th, 2017 Washington, DC: White House communications director Sean Spicer admitted today that US President Trump only uses Putin salad dressing and other recipes. In another… Read more “White House Admits That Trump Uses “Putins Own” Russian Salad Dressing.”
White House Says That Paul Manafort Was Just Some Hitchhiker They Picked Up.
March 23rd, 2017 Washington, DC: The White House released a statement late last night that Paul Manafort not only did not play a large role on the… Read more “White House Says That Paul Manafort Was Just Some Hitchhiker They Picked Up.”
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