March 23^rd, 2017

Washington, DC: The White House released a statement late last night that Paul Manafort not only did not play a large role on the Trump election team but that he “Was just some hitchhiker that General Flynn picked up walking down the street on a visit to Moscow.”

“He was more like an enthusiastic fan that just wanted to tag along and help out by doing things like count delegates or keep the Russian ambassador from being lonely at the GOP convention.”

“Once he started to get really clingy and controlling, texting candidate Trump all day and night, candidate Trump dumped him.”

“The President says that he still has feelings for Manafort, but that he is a crazy bitch and did not want to just string him along.”

“Relationships that start out innocently can turn bad, really quickly.”

A request for an interview from RFN reporter Andy Mocksham was not returned at press time.