March 29^th, 2017

Washington, DC:    White House communications director Sean Spicer admitted today that US President Trump only uses Putin salad dressing and other recipes.

In another public meltdown after being asked a difficult question about the administration and Russia during a press Q&A, Spicer answered a question that was not asked.

“Just because the President only enjoys Russian dressing and other Putin recipes when he eats has no bearing on anything. You fake news people will grasp any straw for a story.”

RFN reporter Andy Mocksham was able to reach the President on his unsecured Galaxy phone.
When he was asked just exactly what Spicer was talking about, he answered:

“C’mon Mocksham, you haven’t heard of the “Putin Apron” food club?

“He gives you all the ingredients for each meal, and you cook them from scratch. It’s the best, just tremendous Andy. That I can tell you.”

“Melania has been home cooking me Putin Apron meals ever since we got together. She tells me that all her recipes are cooked with love. Best food ever.”

“And my favorite salad dressing comes from the “Putin’s Own” brand. It puts the ‘Secret’ in secret sauce, just fantastic Mocksham. He makes all of these amazing pre-packaged foods and donates all the profits to charity. A great man.”

“Don’t you Fake news people know anything about food?”

‘Putin’s Apron’ foods.