Nunes Cancels Intelligence Committee Hearing Due To A Lack Of His Own Intelligence.

March 28th, 2017

Washington, DC:   Representative Devin Nunes(R) California, announced that he has canceled today’s House select intelligence committee hearing on Russia’s, and his own interference in the 2016 Presidential elections due to “A lack of intelligence on my part.”

“I am such an idiot.”

RFN reporter Andy Mocksham was able to ask Nunes a few questions while the Congressman was walking aimlessly around the Capitol building, trying to find his office. When asked why he canceled the Intelligence committee hearing, he responded:

“I completely screwed things up when I took some very important information that I did not understand to the White House last week. I needed to know if it was important enough to show to the rest of the committee. How the heck am I supposed to know?”

“People automatically assume that just because a congressman is in charge of a certain committee, that he actually has the ability to do that job. I wanted to be the chairman of the intelligence committee because I wanted to look intelligent to voters in my district.”

“Apparently it does not work that way, hahaha.”

“Seriously, remember when Darrell Issa was the chairman of the House ethics committee?”

“ Laugh my ass off.”


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