March 13th, 2017 Washington, DC: President Trumps White House chief strategist Steve Bannon, the Alt-right white supremacist and CEO of the far right fringe Breitbart news, threatened… Read more “White House Chief Strategist Bannon Threatens To Move Executive Branch To His Compound In Guyana”
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US Lawyers Salivating over new GOP Health Care Law.
March 12th, 2017 Washington, DC: Lawyers all across the USA are ecstatic over the new proposed Republican health care law. While the American Bar Association has not… Read more “US Lawyers Salivating over new GOP Health Care Law.”
EPA Chief Scott Pruitt Blames Global Warming On The Sun Not CO2 Emissions
March 10th, 2017 Houston, TX: EPA Chief Scott Pruitt attended an energy industry conference in Houston, Texas today and made his views on global warming clear in… Read more “EPA Chief Scott Pruitt Blames Global Warming On The Sun Not CO2 Emissions”
President Trump Says That he Will Put His Name On New Health Care Bill If Paid A Big Enough Licensing Fee.
March 9th, 2017 Washington, DC: US President Trump, who loves to be paid licensing fee’s whenever someone wants his brand on something, said today that he will… Read more “President Trump Says That he Will Put His Name On New Health Care Bill If Paid A Big Enough Licensing Fee.”
Speaker Of The House Paul Ryan Receives Endorsement from Satan
March 9th,2017 Washington, DC: US Speaker of the house Paul Ryan(R) Wis, was the recipient of a ringing endorsement from the Dark Lord himself, Satan, for his… Read more “Speaker Of The House Paul Ryan Receives Endorsement from Satan”
North Korea Says That US President Trump Is Launching Their Missiles With a Phone App.
March 6th, 2017 Pyongyang, DPRK: The Korean Central News Agency, the official state news agency of North Korea, startled the world today by saying that US President… Read more “North Korea Says That US President Trump Is Launching Their Missiles With a Phone App.”
President Trump Tweets That God Has Been Spying on Him.
March 5th, 2017 Washington, DC: President Trump tweeted early yesterday morning that God has been wiretapping and listening to him. The Twitter tirade also insisted that God… Read more “President Trump Tweets That God Has Been Spying on Him.”
President Trump Visits New Death Star
March 4th, 2017 Near Earth Orbit: In a top-secret visit to a new death star being constructed in orbit around planet earth, President Trump declared that “The… Read more “President Trump Visits New Death Star”
Attorney General Sessions Says That He And Others Were Just Interested In Russian Brides.
March 2nd,2017 Washington, DC: Attorney General Jeff Sessions made a statement that he was recusing himself from any investigation into meetings between him and other Trump campaign… Read more “Attorney General Sessions Says That He And Others Were Just Interested In Russian Brides.”