November 24th, 2017 Washington DC: The department of homeland security today said that a domestic terror group of wild turkeys is threatening to disrupt shipping all across… Read more “Wild Turkey Terror Group Threatens To Disrupt Shipping This December”
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Jared Kushner Says His Only “Secret” Is His Deodorant.
July 25th, 2017 Washington, DC: During a Senate intelligence committee hearing yesterday on possible collusion and obstruction of justice during the 2016 elections, Jared Kushner stated that… Read more “Jared Kushner Says His Only “Secret” Is His Deodorant.”
Senate Proposes ‘McCain’ Health Care Reform Bill Based On The Senates Own Coverage.
July20th, 2017 Washington DC: Senate majority leader Mitch McConnell (R Ky) shocked the country today when he announced a new comprehensive health care plan based on… Read more “Senate Proposes ‘McCain’ Health Care Reform Bill Based On The Senates Own Coverage.”
Grim Reaper Praises Latest GOP Senate Health Care Plan
July 14th, 2017 Washington, DC: The Grim Reaper broke his timeless silence today and came out in support of Republican Senator Mitch McConnell’s revised GOP health care… Read more “Grim Reaper Praises Latest GOP Senate Health Care Plan”
GOP Makes Fashion Statement
June 9th, 2017 Washington, DC: The RNC held a fashion shoot at it’s DC headquarters in an attempt to make the party seem more relevant to today’s… Read more “GOP Makes Fashion Statement”
Trump Tweets That He Is The Walrus
June 7th, 2017 Washington, DC: President Trump set the twitter-sphere bonkers early this morning with a mysterious tweet that evoked the Beatles 1967 album and movie “Magical… Read more “Trump Tweets That He Is The Walrus”
American Truck Manufacturer To Offer A Conservative Bumper Sticker factory Option
May 29th, 2017 Detroit, Michigan: One of the big three US truck manufacturers have announced that they will be offering a bumper sticker factory option for its… Read more “American Truck Manufacturer To Offer A Conservative Bumper Sticker factory Option”
Americans Celebrate The Liberation Of Mayonnaise From The French By Mexico
May 6th, 2017 Any City, USA: All across America last night people were drinking Mexican beer and tequila, and eating mayonnaise. The celebration is based on the… Read more “Americans Celebrate The Liberation Of Mayonnaise From The French By Mexico”
Fox News Announces New Late Night Adult News Show Hosted By Bill O’Reilly
April 5th,2017 New York, NY: Fox News Corp, a subsidiary of 21st Century Fox, announced today that it was moving notorious misogynist and political news fabricator/anchor Bill… Read more “Fox News Announces New Late Night Adult News Show Hosted By Bill O’Reilly”
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