New York, NY: Fox News Corp, a subsidiary of 21st Century Fox, announced today that it was moving notorious misogynist and political news fabricator/anchor Bill O’Reilly to a new adult news show that will air late at night.
The move was aimed at stopping the hemorrhage of advertisers away from O’Reilly due to his multi-million dollar settling of an orgy of sexual harassment lawsuits brought forward by former female employees of his show.
O’Reilly refused to meet with RFN reporter Andy Mocksham and his office had no comment.
A source at Fox News who wanted to remain anonymous told the RFN this:
“The network had to do something. He has very high ratings. They realize that even though he is a total pig, he has loyal viewers.”
“Our marketing people hooked up and banged out a bold solution. A new late night “Adult swim” type of news show that will appeal to his loyal viewers, while at the same time attracting younger, sexier, open-minded Americans who like an edgier hardcore news show.”
“We have already picked up a whole new batch of advertising from Viagra, Cialis, Playboy, Maxxim, Penthouse, Porn Hub and many condoms and adult sex toy manufacturers.”
“The new show will be called “The Sin Zone with Bill O’Reilly.”