March 8th, 2017 Undisclosed Secret Location: Wikileaks has released a data dump that shows how Dr. Evil has been able to hack everyday electronic devices. It also… Read more “Wikileaks Dump Reveals That Dr Evil Can Control Every Smart Device On Earth.”
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North Korea Says That US President Trump Is Launching Their Missiles With a Phone App.
March 6th, 2017 Pyongyang, DPRK: The Korean Central News Agency, the official state news agency of North Korea, startled the world today by saying that US President… Read more “North Korea Says That US President Trump Is Launching Their Missiles With a Phone App.”
President Trump Tweets That God Has Been Spying on Him.
March 5th, 2017 Washington, DC: President Trump tweeted early yesterday morning that God has been wiretapping and listening to him. The Twitter tirade also insisted that God… Read more “President Trump Tweets That God Has Been Spying on Him.”
President Trump Visits New Death Star
March 4th, 2017 Near Earth Orbit: In a top-secret visit to a new death star being constructed in orbit around planet earth, President Trump declared that “The… Read more “President Trump Visits New Death Star”
Attorney General Sessions Says That He And Others Were Just Interested In Russian Brides.
March 2nd,2017 Washington, DC: Attorney General Jeff Sessions made a statement that he was recusing himself from any investigation into meetings between him and other Trump campaign… Read more “Attorney General Sessions Says That He And Others Were Just Interested In Russian Brides.”
President Trump Appoints Dr Strangelove To Head The Missile Defense Agency
March 1st.2017 Washington, DC: The White House released a statement today that President Trump is placing Dr. Stranglove in charge of the Missile Defense Agency… Read more “President Trump Appoints Dr Strangelove To Head The Missile Defense Agency”
President Trump meets with Health Insurance Death Panel
February 28th,2017 Washington, DC: US President Trump held a meeting yesterday with a death panel of the nations largest health insurance company CEO’s. They discussed… Read more “President Trump meets with Health Insurance Death Panel”
World Bank Reveals The Entire Global Economy Is A Giant Payday Loan Owed To The Ferengi
February 28th,2017 Washington, DC: World Bank Group President Jim Yong Kim announced today that the entire global economy of planet Earth (worth $120 trillion US dollars) is… Read more “World Bank Reveals The Entire Global Economy Is A Giant Payday Loan Owed To The Ferengi”
White House Forces Entire Staff to undergo Plumbing classes to stop leaks
February 27th,2017 Washington DC: Sources inside the White House have leaked that communications director Sean Spicer held a meeting with the entire staff in an attempt to… Read more “White House Forces Entire Staff to undergo Plumbing classes to stop leaks”
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