February 28th,2017
Washington, DC: World Bank Group President Jim Yong Kim announced today that the entire global economy of planet Earth (worth $120 trillion US dollars) is basically a huge payday loan owed to the Ferengi Commerce Authority, the FCA.
Kim also announced that the total debt owed to the FCA is a staggering $215 trillion US Dollars and it is due by April 15th, 2017, the start of the new Ferengi solar fiscal year. Kim is hoping that he can negotiate a payment plan with the new Ferengi Grand Nagus Brunt.
“We do not want the Earth’s economy to be placed in the Ferengi Vault of Eternal Destitution,” Kim explained. “They would want to make our Earth women their slaves.”
RFN reporter Andy Mocksham was able to interview Grand Nagus Brunt at area 51 in Nevada.
When asked by Mocksham what the chances are of a default and Earth being placed in the Eternal Vault of Destitution, Grand Nagus Brunt replied,
“I am not as flexible as Grand Nagus Rom or Zek were. I am hoping that the Board Of Liquidators will accept an offering to the Blessed Exchequer of a few million bars of gold pressed latinum as an act of good faith to expedite a debt repayment plan.”
Brunt laughed when he was asked if US president Trump was involved in the negotiations.
“The Ferengi rules of acquisition are pretty clear. The Ferengi Commerce Authority and Board of Liquidators are not to be trifled with.”
“There is no chapter 11 in the Ferengi rules of acquisition. Sorry, President Trump.”
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