March 29th, 2017 Washington, DC: The White House announced yesterday that it was going to add an addendum clause to President Trump’s federal hiring freeze executive order… Read more “White House Says That Federal Hiring Freeze Does Not Apply To Trump Family”
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White House Admits That Trump Uses “Putins Own” Russian Salad Dressing.
March 29th, 2017 Washington, DC: White House communications director Sean Spicer admitted today that US President Trump only uses Putin salad dressing and other recipes. In another… Read more “White House Admits That Trump Uses “Putins Own” Russian Salad Dressing.”
Nunes Cancels Intelligence Committee Hearing Due To A Lack Of His Own Intelligence.
March 28th, 2017 Washington, DC: Representative Devin Nunes(R) California, announced that he has canceled today’s House select intelligence committee hearing on Russia’s, and his own interference in… Read more “Nunes Cancels Intelligence Committee Hearing Due To A Lack Of His Own Intelligence.”
Trumps Bluff Gets Called And He Folds
March 24th,2017 Washington, DC: The AHCA is dead. It died a very quick and painful death for all of the wealthy who were expecting a huge windfall… Read more “Trumps Bluff Gets Called And He Folds”
GOP Health Care Plan Fails To Get Enough “Drag Her By The Hair Votes.”
March 24th,2017 Washington, DC: The GOP health care plan, better known as the AHCA or “American Health Care Act” failed to gain enough votes to even be… Read more “GOP Health Care Plan Fails To Get Enough “Drag Her By The Hair Votes.””
White House Says That Paul Manafort Was Just Some Hitchhiker They Picked Up.
March 23rd, 2017 Washington, DC: The White House released a statement late last night that Paul Manafort not only did not play a large role on the… Read more “White House Says That Paul Manafort Was Just Some Hitchhiker They Picked Up.”
Trump Has Dream That He Meets Nixon
March 22nd, 2017 Washington, DC: President Trump woke up this morning in a cold sweat after a dream involving a creepy smiling guy in a suit. Trump… Read more “Trump Has Dream That He Meets Nixon”
The FBI Confirms Investigation Between The Trump Campaign And The Leader Of The Cardassian Empire
March 21st, 2017 Washington, DC: FBI Director James Comey said for the first time Monday that the bureau is investigating whether there was any coordination between the… Read more “The FBI Confirms Investigation Between The Trump Campaign And The Leader Of The Cardassian Empire”
Canadian Grandma Lilith Invents Time Travel
March 18th, 2017 Winnipeg Manitoba, Canada: Famous Pegger inventor Granny Lilith Mackenzie, who has been a prolific inventor her entire life, accidentally stumbled upon time travel when… Read more “Canadian Grandma Lilith Invents Time Travel”