March 6th, 2018 Bedrock: Modern day stone age legend and reality TV show star Fred Flintstone entered the cyber shopping world by becoming an Amazon Primerock member.… Read more “Fred Flintstone Joins Amazon Primerock”
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White House National Christmas Tree Goes Feral
December 7th, 2017 Washington DC: The National Christmas Tree at the White House vanished overnight and was later located in the George Washington national forest. White House… Read more “White House National Christmas Tree Goes Feral”
West Coast North Americans Feel Safer Now That North Korean Missiles Can Reach The East Coast
November 28th, 2017 Seattle, WA: Residents all along the west coast of North America are sleeping easier now that North Korea has successfully tested a missile that… Read more “West Coast North Americans Feel Safer Now That North Korean Missiles Can Reach The East Coast”
Homeland Security and FDA Recall Killer GMO Pumpkins
October 31st, 2017 Morton, Illinois: Federal officials from the FDA and Homeland security placed an emergency recall on GMO pumpkins that have attacked several people in the… Read more “Homeland Security and FDA Recall Killer GMO Pumpkins”
Trump Appoints Dr Strangelove As Head Of The “Deep State Secret Shadow Government”
October 6th, 2017. Washington, DC: President Trump today named Dr Strangelove as his choice to head the “Deep state” shadow government that everyone on conservative media has… Read more “Trump Appoints Dr Strangelove As Head Of The “Deep State Secret Shadow Government””
President Trump Threatens Using “Military Option” With Congress Over Domestic Policy
August 11th, 2017 Bedminster, New Jersey: President Trump said that he was considering the use of a “Military Option” against the US Congress over its inability to… Read more “President Trump Threatens Using “Military Option” With Congress Over Domestic Policy”
Trump Tweets That He Is The Walrus
June 7th, 2017 Washington, DC: President Trump set the twitter-sphere bonkers early this morning with a mysterious tweet that evoked the Beatles 1967 album and movie “Magical… Read more “Trump Tweets That He Is The Walrus”
American Truck Manufacturer To Offer A Conservative Bumper Sticker factory Option
May 29th, 2017 Detroit, Michigan: One of the big three US truck manufacturers have announced that they will be offering a bumper sticker factory option for its… Read more “American Truck Manufacturer To Offer A Conservative Bumper Sticker factory Option”
General Trump Fires The Joint Chief Of Staff And Orders White House Landscapers To Plant Hundreds Of Banana Trees
May 11th, 2017 Washington, DC: After calling all the top US Generals “Incompetent” for not eliminating ISIS and disarming North Korea during his first 100 days in… Read more “General Trump Fires The Joint Chief Of Staff And Orders White House Landscapers To Plant Hundreds Of Banana Trees”
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