July 13th, 2017 Andrews Air Force Base, Va: President Trump was bumped off of Air Force One on its flight to Paris, France yesterday by United Airlines… Read more “President Trump Gets Bumped From Air Force One After it is Privatized To United Airlines.”
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President Trump Names Man Who Claims That NASA Faked The Moon Landings To Investigate Child Slave Labor Camps On Mars.
July 1st, 2017 Area 51, Nevada: President Trump signed an executive order today that places conspiracy enthusiast and rabid Trump supporter, Infowars host Alex Jones, as the… Read more “President Trump Names Man Who Claims That NASA Faked The Moon Landings To Investigate Child Slave Labor Camps On Mars.”
GOP Senator Palpatine Moves His Healthcare Bill Towards A Vote
June 25th, 2017 Washington, DC: The GOP controlled US Senate has moved a step closer to their dream of finally repealing and replacing the ACA, or Obamacare.… Read more “GOP Senator Palpatine Moves His Healthcare Bill Towards A Vote”
Trump Cancels Deal With Cuba, Names Marco Rubio As Governor Of New Colony
June 17th, 2017 Miami, Florida: President Trump fulfilled his campaign promise to repeal the Obama deal that removed the decades-old embargo on the tropical nation and US… Read more “Trump Cancels Deal With Cuba, Names Marco Rubio As Governor Of New Colony”
Attorney General Sessions Says He Has Been Diagnosed With “Trumpmentia”
June 14th, 2017 Washington, DC: After a lack of forthcoming during a Senate intelligence committee hearing, attorney general Jeff Sessions admitted to having a medical condition that… Read more “Attorney General Sessions Says He Has Been Diagnosed With “Trumpmentia””
GOP Makes Fashion Statement
June 9th, 2017 Washington, DC: The RNC held a fashion shoot at it’s DC headquarters in an attempt to make the party seem more relevant to today’s… Read more “GOP Makes Fashion Statement”
Trump Tweets That He Is The Walrus
June 7th, 2017 Washington, DC: President Trump set the twitter-sphere bonkers early this morning with a mysterious tweet that evoked the Beatles 1967 album and movie “Magical… Read more “Trump Tweets That He Is The Walrus”
American Truck Manufacturer To Offer A Conservative Bumper Sticker factory Option
May 29th, 2017 Detroit, Michigan: One of the big three US truck manufacturers have announced that they will be offering a bumper sticker factory option for its… Read more “American Truck Manufacturer To Offer A Conservative Bumper Sticker factory Option”
President Trump becomes a Muslim
May 21st, 2017 Mecca, Saudi Arabia: US President Donald Trump stunned the world tonight by reciting the first of the five pillars of Islam, the “Shahada”… Read more “President Trump becomes a Muslim”
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