Washington, DC: The GOP controlled US Senate has moved a step closer to their dream of finally repealing and replacing the ACA, or Obamacare. GOP senator Palpatine has been the force behind the new legislation.
RFN reporter Andy Mocksham was granted an interview with the senator in his Capitol office. When asked why he is supporting a health care bill that will leave millions of low income and elderly Americans without coverage he answered:
“Do you feel the hate? … It is the source of my strength. Americans hate me. No matter. Today I have the power of life and death over my constituents.”
“Their fear and loathing make me glow with power” he proclaimed as he closed his eyes and took a deep breath.
“The masses have no need for Medicaid any longer. Their suffering is how a society becomes stronger Mocksham.”
“McConnell thinks that these were his ideas, when in fact they were mine, cleverly suggested to him so that he could feed them back to me. Also, Trump is weak and far too trusting…”
“Yes Mocksham, I sense your anger, YES….LET IT FLOW THROUGH YOU.”
“Now, can you see the futility of taxing wealthy Americans to care for the sick?”
“Join me with your real fake news Andy, and together we will be unstoppable!”