March 29th, 2017 Washington, DC: The White House announced yesterday that it was going to add an addendum clause to President Trump’s federal hiring freeze executive order… Read more “White House Says That Federal Hiring Freeze Does Not Apply To Trump Family”
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White House Admits That Trump Uses “Putins Own” Russian Salad Dressing.
March 29th, 2017 Washington, DC: White House communications director Sean Spicer admitted today that US President Trump only uses Putin salad dressing and other recipes. In another… Read more “White House Admits That Trump Uses “Putins Own” Russian Salad Dressing.”
GOP Health Care Plan Fails To Get Enough “Drag Her By The Hair Votes.”
March 24th,2017 Washington, DC: The GOP health care plan, better known as the AHCA or “American Health Care Act” failed to gain enough votes to even be… Read more “GOP Health Care Plan Fails To Get Enough “Drag Her By The Hair Votes.””
White House Says That Paul Manafort Was Just Some Hitchhiker They Picked Up.
March 23rd, 2017 Washington, DC: The White House released a statement late last night that Paul Manafort not only did not play a large role on the… Read more “White House Says That Paul Manafort Was Just Some Hitchhiker They Picked Up.”
Trump Has Dream That He Meets Nixon
March 22nd, 2017 Washington, DC: President Trump woke up this morning in a cold sweat after a dream involving a creepy smiling guy in a suit. Trump… Read more “Trump Has Dream That He Meets Nixon”
Canadian Grandma Lilith Invents Time Travel
March 18th, 2017 Winnipeg Manitoba, Canada: Famous Pegger inventor Granny Lilith Mackenzie, who has been a prolific inventor her entire life, accidentally stumbled upon time travel when… Read more “Canadian Grandma Lilith Invents Time Travel”
GOP Scrambles To Convince Americans That Blowing up Health Insurance Is A Good Thing
March 14th, 2017 Washington, DC: The non-partisan Congressional Budget Office report on the American Health Care act was released today showing that 24 million Americans will lose… Read more “GOP Scrambles To Convince Americans That Blowing up Health Insurance Is A Good Thing”
Florida Plans To Ban ED medication For Single Seniors
March 11th,2017 Tallahassee, FL: A bill has been introduced in the Florida State house of representatives to make it illegal for a single senior citizen to obtain… Read more “Florida Plans To Ban ED medication For Single Seniors”
Speaker Of The House Paul Ryan Receives Endorsement from Satan
March 9th,2017 Washington, DC: US Speaker of the house Paul Ryan(R) Wis, was the recipient of a ringing endorsement from the Dark Lord himself, Satan, for his… Read more “Speaker Of The House Paul Ryan Receives Endorsement from Satan”
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