June 17th, 2017 Miami, Florida: President Trump fulfilled his campaign promise to repeal the Obama deal that removed the decades-old embargo on the tropical nation and US… Read more “Trump Cancels Deal With Cuba, Names Marco Rubio As Governor Of New Colony”
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President Trump becomes a Muslim
May 21st, 2017 Mecca, Saudi Arabia: US President Donald Trump stunned the world tonight by reciting the first of the five pillars of Islam, the “Shahada”… Read more “President Trump becomes a Muslim”
Americans Celebrate The Liberation Of Mayonnaise From The French By Mexico
May 6th, 2017 Any City, USA: All across America last night people were drinking Mexican beer and tequila, and eating mayonnaise. The celebration is based on the… Read more “Americans Celebrate The Liberation Of Mayonnaise From The French By Mexico”
Trump Reassures Worlds Airlines That Tomahawks Don’t Destroy Airports
April 9th, 2017 Shayrat Airbase, Syria: The world’s airlines are feeling very reassured that an escalation of world tensions will not affect their operations after US President Trump… Read more “Trump Reassures Worlds Airlines That Tomahawks Don’t Destroy Airports”
Operational Death Star In Earth Orbit Used For First Time
April 7th, 2017 Near Earth Orbit: Military experts announced that the US has used its newly operational Death Star located in Earth orbit to attack a Syrian… Read more “Operational Death Star In Earth Orbit Used For First Time”
Galactic Emperor Palpatine Claims That Former National Security Adviser Susan Rice Unmasked Him and others.
April 6th, 2017 Earth Near Orbit: Galactic Empire Emperor Palpatine shocked the Galaxy with claims that the Obama administration National Security Adviser, Susan Rice, unmasked him and… Read more “Galactic Emperor Palpatine Claims That Former National Security Adviser Susan Rice Unmasked Him and others.”
White House Admits That Trump Uses “Putins Own” Russian Salad Dressing.
March 29th, 2017 Washington, DC: White House communications director Sean Spicer admitted today that US President Trump only uses Putin salad dressing and other recipes. In another… Read more “White House Admits That Trump Uses “Putins Own” Russian Salad Dressing.”
Canadian Grandma Lilith Invents Time Travel
March 18th, 2017 Winnipeg Manitoba, Canada: Famous Pegger inventor Granny Lilith Mackenzie, who has been a prolific inventor her entire life, accidentally stumbled upon time travel when… Read more “Canadian Grandma Lilith Invents Time Travel”
White House Chief Strategist Bannon Threatens To Move Executive Branch To His Compound In Guyana
March 13th, 2017 Washington, DC: President Trumps White House chief strategist Steve Bannon, the Alt-right white supremacist and CEO of the far right fringe Breitbart news, threatened… Read more “White House Chief Strategist Bannon Threatens To Move Executive Branch To His Compound In Guyana”
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