March 10th, 2017 Houston, TX: EPA Chief Scott Pruitt attended an energy industry conference in Houston, Texas today and made his views on global warming clear in… Read more “EPA Chief Scott Pruitt Blames Global Warming On The Sun Not CO2 Emissions”
Category: World
Wikileaks Dump Reveals That Dr Evil Can Control Every Smart Device On Earth.
March 8th, 2017 Undisclosed Secret Location: Wikileaks has released a data dump that shows how Dr. Evil has been able to hack everyday electronic devices. It also… Read more “Wikileaks Dump Reveals That Dr Evil Can Control Every Smart Device On Earth.”
North Korea Says That US President Trump Is Launching Their Missiles With a Phone App.
March 6th, 2017 Pyongyang, DPRK: The Korean Central News Agency, the official state news agency of North Korea, startled the world today by saying that US President… Read more “North Korea Says That US President Trump Is Launching Their Missiles With a Phone App.”
President Trump Visits New Death Star
March 4th, 2017 Near Earth Orbit: In a top-secret visit to a new death star being constructed in orbit around planet earth, President Trump declared that “The… Read more “President Trump Visits New Death Star”
President Trump Appoints Dr Strangelove To Head The Missile Defense Agency
March 1st.2017 Washington, DC: The White House released a statement today that President Trump is placing Dr. Stranglove in charge of the Missile Defense Agency… Read more “President Trump Appoints Dr Strangelove To Head The Missile Defense Agency”
World Bank Reveals The Entire Global Economy Is A Giant Payday Loan Owed To The Ferengi
February 28th,2017 Washington, DC: World Bank Group President Jim Yong Kim announced today that the entire global economy of planet Earth (worth $120 trillion US dollars) is… Read more “World Bank Reveals The Entire Global Economy Is A Giant Payday Loan Owed To The Ferengi”
Vice President Pence Reassures NATO Allies That Obama Is Still In Control Of US Foreign Policy
February 21st. 2017 Brussels, Belgium: US Vice President Mike Pence met with EU leaders today and spoke in front of the EU Parliament in Brussels. Pence spent… Read more “Vice President Pence Reassures NATO Allies That Obama Is Still In Control Of US Foreign Policy”
Loch Ness Monster Happy To Stay A “Myth”
Feb 21st, 2017 Inverness, Scotland: The famous “Nessie” as the locals love to call her, is happy and delighted to stay a myth or legend. The acclaimed… Read more “Loch Ness Monster Happy To Stay A “Myth””
North Korea tells the world that it is only testing a new delivery system to compete with Amazon
February 13th, 2017 Pyongyang DPRK: North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un gave a speech today in front of the Workers Party Congress in the capital of Pyongyang.… Read more “North Korea tells the world that it is only testing a new delivery system to compete with Amazon”
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