January 20th, 2018 Washington, DC: After decades of campaign rhetoric denouncing the ineffectiveness of big government, the GOP is beaming about the current complete dysfunction and incompetence… Read more “Trump and GOP Crown First Year Of Bad Government Together With Shutdown”
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Trump Administration Smokes “Reefer” For First Time.
April 20th, 2017 Washington, DC: The Trump administration celebrated national 4:20 day by openly smoking marijuana for the first time. The President decided to embrace… Read more “Trump Administration Smokes “Reefer” For First Time.”
United Airlines Evacuates Overbooked Flight
April 11th, 2017 Chicago, Illinois: United Airlines forcibly evacuated an entire overbooked flight yesterday when no passengers accepted compensation to be bumped. The airline had offered passengers… Read more “United Airlines Evacuates Overbooked Flight”
Trump Reassures Worlds Airlines That Tomahawks Don’t Destroy Airports
April 9th, 2017 Shayrat Airbase, Syria: The world’s airlines are feeling very reassured that an escalation of world tensions will not affect their operations after US President Trump… Read more “Trump Reassures Worlds Airlines That Tomahawks Don’t Destroy Airports”
Operational Death Star In Earth Orbit Used For First Time
April 7th, 2017 Near Earth Orbit: Military experts announced that the US has used its newly operational Death Star located in Earth orbit to attack a Syrian… Read more “Operational Death Star In Earth Orbit Used For First Time”
Galactic Emperor Palpatine Claims That Former National Security Adviser Susan Rice Unmasked Him and others.
April 6th, 2017 Earth Near Orbit: Galactic Empire Emperor Palpatine shocked the Galaxy with claims that the Obama administration National Security Adviser, Susan Rice, unmasked him and… Read more “Galactic Emperor Palpatine Claims That Former National Security Adviser Susan Rice Unmasked Him and others.”
Fox News Announces New Late Night Adult News Show Hosted By Bill O’Reilly
April 5th,2017 New York, NY: Fox News Corp, a subsidiary of 21st Century Fox, announced today that it was moving notorious misogynist and political news fabricator/anchor Bill… Read more “Fox News Announces New Late Night Adult News Show Hosted By Bill O’Reilly”
Senator McConnell Vows To Go Nuclear On Democrats
April 4th,2017 Washington DC: Senate majority leader Mitch McConnell threatened to destroy Senate Democrats with a tactical nuclear device over the vote for Supreme Court Justice nominee… Read more “Senator McConnell Vows To Go Nuclear On Democrats”
Michael Flynn Seeks Immunity From Russian Flu
March 31st, 2017 Washington, DC: President Trumps former National Security Adviser, General Michael Flynn, has asked to be inoculated, and receive immunity from the severe outbreak of… Read more “Michael Flynn Seeks Immunity From Russian Flu”
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