March 31st, 2017
Washington, DC: President Trumps former National Security Adviser, General Michael Flynn, has asked to be inoculated, and receive immunity from the severe outbreak of Russian Flu that has broken out inside Washington DC, and in diplomatic circles around the world.
Flynn resigned his post back in February after he lied about his close personal contact with the current outbreaks “Patient Zero”, Russian ambassador Sergey Kislyak.
This acute outbreak of Russian flu has exposed many of the Trump administrations election campaign, and current staff.
The symptoms are as follows. Repeated contact with Russian Oligarchs, banks and diplomats who are known carriers of this strain of Flu. It can be something as innocent as accepting millions of dollars in loans or gifts from the carriers of this particular strain of flu, or as it is now being referred to as “Putin Flu.”
RFN reporter Andy Mocksham was able to ask Flynn some questions. When asked why he was seeking immunity from this particular virulent strain, he replied:
“Holy crap Mocksham, I have been infected big time.”
“There is no natural immunity to this nasty strain of political flu. If I don’t get immunity from this flu, I could die in prison. With a bunch of other people who deserve to be there more than I do.”