March 22nd, 2017 Washington, DC: President Trump woke up this morning in a cold sweat after a dream involving a creepy smiling guy in a suit. Trump… Read more “Trump Has Dream That He Meets Nixon”
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Canadian Grandma Lilith Invents Time Travel
March 18th, 2017 Winnipeg Manitoba, Canada: Famous Pegger inventor Granny Lilith Mackenzie, who has been a prolific inventor her entire life, accidentally stumbled upon time travel when… Read more “Canadian Grandma Lilith Invents Time Travel”
Florida Plans To Ban ED medication For Single Seniors
March 11th,2017 Tallahassee, FL: A bill has been introduced in the Florida State house of representatives to make it illegal for a single senior citizen to obtain… Read more “Florida Plans To Ban ED medication For Single Seniors”
Wikileaks Dump Reveals That Dr Evil Can Control Every Smart Device On Earth.
March 8th, 2017 Undisclosed Secret Location: Wikileaks has released a data dump that shows how Dr. Evil has been able to hack everyday electronic devices. It also… Read more “Wikileaks Dump Reveals That Dr Evil Can Control Every Smart Device On Earth.”
Attorney General Sessions Says That He And Others Were Just Interested In Russian Brides.
March 2nd,2017 Washington, DC: Attorney General Jeff Sessions made a statement that he was recusing himself from any investigation into meetings between him and other Trump campaign… Read more “Attorney General Sessions Says That He And Others Were Just Interested In Russian Brides.”
Senator McConnell Blames His lack Of Town Hall Meetings On His Shell
February 24th, 2017 Washington DC: Senate majority leader Mitch McConnell(R) from Kentucky explains that the main reason he does not spend much time in Congress or… Read more “Senator McConnell Blames His lack Of Town Hall Meetings On His Shell”
Male Contraceptive Gets FDA Approval
February 22nd, 2017 New York, NY: Wall Street was all a twitter today as pharmaceutical giant Pfizer went public with its new male contraceptive drug named Noassitol.… Read more “Male Contraceptive Gets FDA Approval”
Oregon Man Discovers “G” Spot
February 19th, 2017 Garibaldi, OR: Garibaldi Oregon resident Leslie Muffin was ecstatic that after 5 years together, her husband Marion finally located the famous “G” spot. In… Read more “Oregon Man Discovers “G” Spot”
Alcoholic Raccoon Goes On Drinking Binge After First AA Meeting
January 2nd, 2017 Madison, WI: Local raccoon Rocky went on an all-night bender after his first Alcoholics Anonymous meeting. Local college students noticed him passed out in… Read more “Alcoholic Raccoon Goes On Drinking Binge After First AA Meeting”
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