May 11th, 2017 Washington, DC: After calling all the top US Generals “Incompetent” for not eliminating ISIS and disarming North Korea during his first 100 days in… Read more “General Trump Fires The Joint Chief Of Staff And Orders White House Landscapers To Plant Hundreds Of Banana Trees”
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Trump and GOP Crown First Year Of Bad Government Together With Shutdown
January 20th, 2018 Washington, DC: After decades of campaign rhetoric denouncing the ineffectiveness of big government, the GOP is beaming about the current complete dysfunction and incompetence… Read more “Trump and GOP Crown First Year Of Bad Government Together With Shutdown”
Trump Administration Smokes “Reefer” For First Time.
April 20th, 2017 Washington, DC: The Trump administration celebrated national 4:20 day by openly smoking marijuana for the first time. The President decided to embrace… Read more “Trump Administration Smokes “Reefer” For First Time.”
Operational Death Star In Earth Orbit Used For First Time
April 7th, 2017 Near Earth Orbit: Military experts announced that the US has used its newly operational Death Star located in Earth orbit to attack a Syrian… Read more “Operational Death Star In Earth Orbit Used For First Time”
Galactic Emperor Palpatine Claims That Former National Security Adviser Susan Rice Unmasked Him and others.
April 6th, 2017 Earth Near Orbit: Galactic Empire Emperor Palpatine shocked the Galaxy with claims that the Obama administration National Security Adviser, Susan Rice, unmasked him and… Read more “Galactic Emperor Palpatine Claims That Former National Security Adviser Susan Rice Unmasked Him and others.”
Senator McConnell Vows To Go Nuclear On Democrats
April 4th,2017 Washington DC: Senate majority leader Mitch McConnell threatened to destroy Senate Democrats with a tactical nuclear device over the vote for Supreme Court Justice nominee… Read more “Senator McConnell Vows To Go Nuclear On Democrats”
Michael Flynn Seeks Immunity From Russian Flu
March 31st, 2017 Washington, DC: President Trumps former National Security Adviser, General Michael Flynn, has asked to be inoculated, and receive immunity from the severe outbreak of… Read more “Michael Flynn Seeks Immunity From Russian Flu”
White House Says That Federal Hiring Freeze Does Not Apply To Trump Family
March 29th, 2017 Washington, DC: The White House announced yesterday that it was going to add an addendum clause to President Trump’s federal hiring freeze executive order… Read more “White House Says That Federal Hiring Freeze Does Not Apply To Trump Family”
White House Admits That Trump Uses “Putins Own” Russian Salad Dressing.
March 29th, 2017 Washington, DC: White House communications director Sean Spicer admitted today that US President Trump only uses Putin salad dressing and other recipes. In another… Read more “White House Admits That Trump Uses “Putins Own” Russian Salad Dressing.”
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